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Here is the most amazing witty thing I have ever read. Read, comment and post anything that you think tops this...BTWit's about McDonald's McGriddle...


Guy 1 (Tucker Max) : "Dude--That thing looks disgusting. It has to be nasty, with the syrup **** in it. What is that?"


Guy2 : "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partaken the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didn't add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHER****ING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."


Guy1 : "So you like them?"


Guy2 : "if you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I **** you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth."
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#3
Tl;dr

McEdit: Now i did....


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#5
Honestly its kinda lame....actually...very lame IMO
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#6
Yo jjlane86 that's a big wall of text right there and imma let you finish... but china has one of the biggest walls I've ever seen.
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#8
That wasn't witty at all. Or funny. In fact, it was just spam.
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Yo jjlane86 that's a big wall of text right there and imma let you finish... but china has one of the biggest walls I've ever seen.


You're avatar totally made me this ten times funnier (cause I pictured his voice)
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I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

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#11
Oh **** Kensai changed his avatar!?
"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government."
- Edward Abbey


"A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students."
- John Ciardi