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#4
Burglars had taken two laptops and a Sony PlayStation from the students' home Monday, Guglielmi said.


That's why..
#7
'John Hopkins'


isnt that where Hannibal Lecter is held in silence of the lambs?


he should have 'removed his skin'
#9
what the hell is that student's name?!

Minamoto Yo****sune?!

but poor kid, though. He now has to live with the knowledge that he took a life, probably not an easy thing to live with, regardless if it was a burglar.

EDIT: and now that I think about it, it was probably more like a "HOLY CRAP, A BURGLER!!!" *swings sword around wildly with eyes closed*

"crap, I killed him!"


than a

"oho, a burglar!"

*flash of light*

*burglar falls into 12 pieces with kid standing behind him with bloodied sword.
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Sep 15, 2009,
#10
Quote by CoreysMonster
what the hell is that student's name?!

Minamoto Yo****sune?!

but poor kid, though. He now has to live with the knowledge that he took a life, probably not an easy thing to live with, regardless if it was a burglar.

On the other hand, he's a fucking samurai.

Oh, and lolpun in here.
#11
Quote by metaldud536
Not really. 4 vs 1 and he still had to kill him? That's murder.



4 vs 1 or not, if I have a sword, and a strange guy who broke into my house lunges at me, I'm gonna go for him.

EDIT: I'm sure he didn't want to kill him either, cutting off someone's hand isn't exactly a "kill shot". He just wanted to protect himself, his friends, and his place, all of which were in danger. It's not like he chopped the hell out of him.
Last edited by sglover34479 at Sep 15, 2009,
#13
Quote by metaldud536
Not really. 4 vs 1 and he still had to kill him? That's murder.


Agreed. I guess I don't know enough details, but if the guy "lunged" at him unarmed, I would consider use of the sword entirely unnecessary.
Last edited by MeGaDeth2314 at Sep 15, 2009,
#14
I bet the burglar was mostly armless



But at least the students have cutting-edge security.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

Last edited by Jaymz_515 at Sep 15, 2009,
#17
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'John Hopkins'


isnt that where Hannibal Lecter is held in silence of the lambs?


he should have 'removed his skin'


i believe so yes...
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#18
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
Agreed. I guess I don't know enough details, but if the guy "lunged" at him unarmed, I would consider use of the sword entirely unnecessary.


I doubt you really have time to make a sensible decision if a stranger in your home lunges at you
#22
Quote by CoreysMonster
he wasn't white.


No, see, unarmed. Like, because his arm...

Nevermind.
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#23
Well the kid didn't know he was going to kill anybody, he was just defending his home. Are you really going to approach a possibly armed man with nothing but a few friends who would probably run away or bring the closest weapon (which happened to be a sword at the time) with you to defend yourself? The man lunged at the kid, he just defended himself and he most likely thought a slice to the hand wasn't going to kill him. Give him a break.
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#24
Quote by sglover34479



he edited his post, he originally said "why was he killed?"

answer: "He wasn't white."

lame, I know, that's why i deleted it. and then he had the audacity to edit it, the little goomba!
#25
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On the other hand, he's a fucking samurai.

Oh, and lolpun in here.
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#27
Me and my friend found one in my girlfriend's house, so we sharpened it and threw it at/slashed her couch.

In retrospect, it was a bit of a bad idea
#28
i cant honesty consider when someone has to kill another person a win, its fucking rediculous, theres other ways to doing it that dicing some guy with a samauri sword
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#29
Quote by CoreysMonster
he edited his post, he originally said "why was he killed?"

answer: "He wasn't white."

lame, I know, that's why i deleted it. and then he had the audacity to edit it, the little goomba!



I thought of a pun. Had to be done. Just some fun.
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#31
This sounds shady as **** to me.

Considering John Hopkins is a prestigious school, it was a 4v1, the burglar was killed by "self-defense" with a "Samurai Sword" that just happened to be lying around? And the burglars hand was severed?
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#33
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i cant honesty consider when someone has to kill another person a win, its fucking rediculous, theres other ways to doing it that dicing some guy with a samauri sword


he cut off his hand..the guy happened to die, no one meant to kill him, it just happened, and he was defending himself.
#34
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
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#35
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he cut off his hand..the guy happened to die, no one meant to kill him, it just happened, and he was defending himself.


Yea but come on. The average human would go down after the first blow from a weapon like that especially after getting your hand cut off

"severed left hand and severe lacerations"

Looks like he was slashed more than once. It's overkill.
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#38
Quote by metaldud536
Yea but come on. The average human would go down after the first blow from a weapon like that especially after getting your hand cut off

"severed left hand and severe lacerations"

Looks like he was slashed more than once. It's overkill.

Not really. If he swung up and to the right, he could have caught the guy's wrist, and still cut up his chest.
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