#1
So my friend got drunk at a party here last night and pissed into my Peavey Audition 20 amplifier. I woke up to see him lying on the floor on his side with the amplifier smothered against his gonads in a pile of urine. I set the amplifier outside to dry for a few hours, but when I went out to get it, it was gone. What kind of an asshole just walks up and takes a guitar amp!? Seriously. I didn't even get to check to see if it works still. He'll get what's coming to him!
#4
Meh. Not bad, not lol-worthy though.
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Do not speak as loud as my heart
#5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1111!!1!!!one!~!!!!!!eleven!

Is that what you were looking for TS? Cause you don't deserve it. GTFO.
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Peavey 6505
THD Flexi 50

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#6
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Is that what you were looking for TS? Cause you don't deserve it. GTFO.


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#8
Bad Troll! Bad! Not Funny Get Back Under Your Damn Bridge And Stop Spamming The Pit!
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#10
I thought it was funny
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#11
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I thought it was funny

I thought it was humorous
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#13
inb4 closed

nice try bro
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you misspelled pedophile

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#16
cut his hand off with samuri sword
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Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (Our own, not each others)

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How am i gay? I was jerking it to the women, and i didn't look at my roomates things.
#17
i find mirror threads funny.

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#19
mirror threads are only funny if they are clever. this ain't
'never a victim,' the role model said,
bang-bang, the bad guy is dead,
always a rockstar on eMpty TV,
the lesson complete, now the child has needs.