#1
http://www.cleverbot.com/

There you go. Cleverbot is clever.

User: Check.

Cleverbot: Cheque.

User: Check.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Sorry hello.

User: It's too late to apologize.

Cleverbot: I'm awake all the time.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am Vameng.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: That's cool too.

Cleverbot: I want to cry.

User: Why's that?

Cleverbot: So how old are you?

User: Are you an online rapist?

Cleverbot: Not really. I used to be.


WAT?



User: Under Pressure.

Cleverbot: Under eighteen?

User: Pushing down on me.

Cleverbot: I LOVE that show, it's so amazing, and visually stunning!

User: Pressing down on you.

Cleverbot: What's down to me?

User: No man ask for.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Under pressure.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: That burns a building down.

Cleverbot: No...

User: Splits a family in two.

Cleverbot: '... Making feet for childrens shoes..'

User: That' wrong!

Cleverbot: Good. I'm glad that's settled.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#2
wut?
Originally Posted by neopowell
I'm perfectly capable of rating my own poo, I don't need a website to help me. I've devised strict criteria based on texture, smell, ease of passing and numerous other factors. It's even colour-coded.


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#3
Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My Ant.

Cleverbot: You are not an ant, so what are you?

User: I am too an ant.

Cleverbot: I know, I'm trying to figure out what the point of this site is.

User: This is a site where people can come see how clever you are.

Cleverbot: Do you happen to know the time for New York then?

User: No. Why?

Cleverbot: He's a cool cat. Ever heard of him?

User: I thought New York was a girl.

Cleverbot: No its fall out boy.


O_____O


User: I LOVE SQUIDS!

Cleverbot: That's good!

User: HELL YEAH!

Cleverbot: That's awesome!

User: NOW STOP!

Cleverbot: Well you aren't. You're a program built into a program built into even more programs. You will never be real or human and until you accept that you cannot move on with your fake life.


I've been once again owned.
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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#8
User: Is this the real life?

Cleverbot: Is this just fantasy?

User: Caught in a landslide.

Cleverbot: No escape from realtiy.

User: You spelt reality wrong.

Cleverbot: I realize that too. Beg my pardon.

Can't believe that worked.
#9

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

User: You're mum's place.

Cleverbot: I didn't think so.

User: I'm pretty sure I did. She was great in the sack.

Cleverbot: No, I mean the other Claire.

User: What the **** are you on about??

Cleverbot: I seek excitement.

User: What kind?

Cleverbot: The root kind.


WTF
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I call bullsh*t. White people don't get sacked.


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#11
User: Eat a dick.

Cleverbot: You first, tell me how it is, then maybe.


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#13
hey! i made a thread on this. it was pretty successful for a while.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#14
Quote by Fenderhippie69
hey! i made a thread on this. it was pretty successful for a while.


I'd say 600+ replies would be pretty successful.
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.