#3
Ahh yeah I read about this in the paper yesterday. I laughed.
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#5
Only in Asda...
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#7
I read about this on Yahoo this morning, and instantly thought WTF?
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#8
It's finger-licking good...
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#10
'He then picks one out, tears off the plastic wrapping and licks the breast before placing the bird back on the shelf for an unsuspecting shopper to buy.'

Who would buy a chicken that's just placed on the shelf with no wrapping around it?

But lol at that guy.
So just SHUT your face, and take a seat,
'Cause after all you're just talking MEAT...


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#12
Only in ASDA.


Actually thinking about it, they probably do that stuff at Lidl too. I use neither.
#14
he'll start a trend.
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#16
^ I actually used to work at ASDA, but in the office not the shop
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#17
I work there seasonal while I'm at uni.

I should probably continue this trend and lick some of the chickens.
#21
That amounts to assault really. Should be jailed.
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#22
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#25
That will show that company. Stick it to the man bro, stick it to the man.
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#27
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That amounts to assault really. Should be jailed.


the man or the chicken?
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#28
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That amounts to assault really. Should be jailed.






no i dont think it was seasoned chicken
#29
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On a chicken?!

No, it amounts to assault on the person who eats the chicken.
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#30
I don't think I'd really care if a dude licked raw chicken I bought. It would definitely hurt him more than me, since I cook my food and whatnot.
#33
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No, it amounts to assault on the person who eats the chicken.

I'd sincerely hope they cooked it first.
But I see where you're going with that. I can't believe they let that happen, does nobody man the CCTV?
#34
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If you spit on someone in the street that counts as assault. The reason for that is that a large number of diseases, including hepatitis, can be passed on in that way. This is the same thing.
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I'd sincerely hope they cooked it first.
But I see where you're going with that. I can't believe they let that happen, does nobody man the CCTV?

Cooking it wouldn't always make it safe. There needs to be harsher penalties than simply losing your job though.
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#35
First of all... I don't think anyone would buy a chicken that's got no wrapper on it.


Secondly... Why the hell would anyone want to lick a raw chicken?
#37
It is understood the man seen allegedly damaging stock worked at the supermarket between 2005 and 2007.

I'm sure glad we're on top of things...

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