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#1
Actually I took my grandfather's car to work.



He and my folks have gone to Russia for 2 weeks and I am "babysitting" his Infiniti. My instructions were to keep it in the driveway. So I obviously took the car to work today.

Any other UGer's have the honour of driving the car that was meant to stay put?
#2
Nope, I only get to drive my own car.

Not that that is a bad thing really.
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#3
So, it's not your dad's and you didn't drive it to school?

Nig.
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#4


amidoinitrite?
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amidoinitrite?


the girl sitting on the windowsill creeps me O_O
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#8
that car is horrible... but i'm curious, did you drive it totally uninsured then or what?
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the girl sitting on the windowsill creeps me O_O

WHAT girl? o_O
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See her.....O_O
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#10
and did you get a tiny little dent or scratch, then go on some big mission to get it fixed but somehow you just end up making it worse. but then fix it in time for him to get back? if not, you're not allowed your own sitcom.
#11
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and did you get a tiny little dent or scratch, then go on some big mission to get it fixed but somehow you just end up making it worse. but then fix it in time for him to get back? if not, you're not allowed your own sitcom.

It was more like the plot from risky business. Except unless the fruity Tom Cruise i wasn't nervous about inviting all the pretty *****s into my house and railing them
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amidoinitrite?

My thoughts exactly!

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#13
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That explains my sudden lust for brains, then.
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where?


top right corner.
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#16
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amidoinitrite?


EXACTLY!!!!
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#17
i learned to drive standard (stick) on a ummm......loaned car when someone was on vacation, after about 2-3 days i was good to go on that bad boy and been driving standards for years now.
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#18
I was gonna make a Ferris Bueller joke, but it looks like I've been beaten *leaves*
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#24
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the girl sitting on the windowsill creeps me O_O


I didnt even notice her...
#25
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That's not your car, you fool.

The source quite blatantly says you ripped it from Wikipedia.

Pic will soon follow from my mobile device (pwned) i just wanted to show the car

As for the odometer? As long as it isn't scratched he won't notice.
#26
Ive taken my dads truck a time or 2. Other than that no, but I have thought about it.
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#27
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So, it's not your dad's and you didn't drive it to school?

Nig.


I laughed at the definitiveness with which you said "nig."

Now I am back to being stoic.
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#28
i stole my sister's car the day before i was supposed to get my license...

yay for grand theft auto and driving without a license... but i really wanted to a rent a movie
#29
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i stole my sister's car the day before i was supposed to get my license...

yay for grand theft auto and driving without a license... but i really wanted to a rent a movie

So, you're prepared to steal a car, but not download a movie?
#33
When I was 16 I took my mom's new car out on the highway to see how fast it would go while they were at a movie. My friend came over, we went, we returned, he left, and five minutes later my parents got home. I felt like a badass, but you'll notice I didn't need to make a thread about it, and I no longer feel like said badass, just lucky there wasn't a speedtrap.

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#36
I haven't done it but I used to hang out with this guy in high school who would regularly take his step-dads corvette out when they went out of town. He went through a set of brand new rear tires in a weekend. Weirdly the guy didn't seem all that bothered by it.
#37
This is so funny because I just finished watchinh Ferris Bueller's Day Off for the first time ever just an hour and a half ago.
#38
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This is so funny because I just finished watchinh Ferris Bueller's Day Off for the first time ever just an hour and a half ago.

First time ever? Where have you been the last 2 decades?
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#39
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First time ever? Where have you been the last 2 decades?

Yeah, I know. I don't know why, I just never bothered watching it.
#40
A mate of mine hit a tree doing just this. He stalled twice in a row on a hill and simply rolled back down it. He can't drive as well so it makes it equally stupid.
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