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**** shave shower
49 23%
shower **** shave
9 4%
shave shower ****
7 3%
different combination
115 53%
none because I'm a dirty bastard
36 17%
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#1
Shit, Shave, Shower.

What order do you do them in?
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#2
****, shower, shave.

I rarely need to take a crap when i wake up though.
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#3
I sleep.
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#4
Shit, shave, shower

What kind of moron shits after shower anyway? I mean like immediately after.
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#5
Thats my evening combination. In the morning I do as little as possbile.
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#6
Quote by Kensai
Shit, shave, shower

What kind of moron shits after shower anyway? I mean like immediately after.

I heard some people **** in the shower
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#7
I usually have to **** after shower because my bowls are stupid
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#8
I shower in the afternoon!

it's more logical that way, you clean off the grime to keep your bed clean so you don't work up dirty the next day!

and I don't sh it in the morning, because I have no food in my stomach...
and I don't have a beard.
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#10
$hit then shower, i dont shave very often to be honest. Actually i dont usually $hite until i get home from work (you can't take a good $hite at work).
#11
I like how everyone just says ****.


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#12
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I heard some people **** in the shower

These people need to be destroyed.
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#15
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These people need to be destroyed.


that would make an even greater mess.
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#16
I shower in the evening, who $hits in the morning, and I shave like once a week.
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#17
It's usually just a shower...

If I need a crap first thing, then that goes first.

If I have a shave, it's usually just before going out in the evening.
#18
**** SHower Shave. Who shaves before a shower?

Often though it goes just ****, and I put off showering and shaving until the night time.
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#22
Quote by Kensai
Shit, shave, shower

What kind of moron shits after shower anyway? I mean like immediately after.

oh yeah, sittin on the can with your moist buttcheeks squeaking as you slide back and forth, paper getting all wet from your moist hands...


yeah, no thanks.
#24
I usally shower on the morning. I sh** when i get home from school and i shave at night so i don't gotta wake up so early.
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#26
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i don't **** in the morning

i usually do piss, shower/shave, food


**** comes after food of course.
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#27
shower, shave, *****

*Function "****" may not occur.
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#29
Actually, if it's been a crazy night before, I might have a couple of ****s, ad lib.
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#30
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Shit, Shave, Shower.

What order do you do them in?
Just like that.

Except I haven't shaved in about 3 years.
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#31
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$hit then shower, i dont shave very often to be honest. Actually i dont usually $hite until i get home from work (you can't take a good $hite at work).

i have to disagree, nothing more satisfying than being paid to take a dump. on topic though- ****, shave in the shower.
#32
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i have to disagree, nothing more satisfying than being paid to take a dump. on topic though- ****, shave in the shower.


Yeah, but there's a sort of mental block on using someone else's toilet to have a shit. It's even worse if it's a public toilet.
#34
Shower. I don't have time to **** in the morning, and I shave at completely random times of the day.



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#35
I shave at night and rarely shit in the morning.

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#36
FSSS - Fap, ****, Shave, and then Shower.
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#38
I don't usually do all three S's every morning. But I'd say; shit, shave, shower.
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#39
Always shower

Sometimes ****

Shave sporadically whenever I feel like I need it
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#40
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Yeah, but there's a sort of mental block on using someone else's toilet to have a shit. It's even worse if it's a public toilet.

lol, im guessing you've never been to a festival, once you've used those toilets you're ready for anything, although admittedly, i s**t in a bag in my tent rather than placing my cheeks on a piss, s**t, and vomit covered seat, but point still stands.
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