#1
Okay I'm at uni right now and about 30 minutes ago I walk into the bathroom. There is a picture drawn on the wall of Kanye West and it says, "Yo, I'ma let you finish, but UAB got the best bathrooms of all time." I lol'd.

So I get done with my business and sit down and a group of people set up a table next to me and they set up some boxes. In the boxes are HUNDREDS of condoms. Different flavors to be specific. Also, there were other "products". I'm watching this guy call out different people asking if they want condoms and seeing they're reactions I can't help but laugh. Today is good.

Who else is having a good day and why?
WE ARE THE NIGHTMARE
#2
i have sat on my arse playing elder scrolls all day and talking to my girlfriend. its all goooood
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#3
I took an awesome dump. It was one of those dumps where you need it so badly that as soon as you sit on the toilet it just flies out of your arse.
*parp*
#6
It's my birthday, I didn't attend classes at school so I didn't have to hear nun's rambling and I met someone really cute from the school across the hall.

But the day isn't over yet, of course.
#8
Not so good really. I did pretty much nothing all day. I got up, did my morning stuff, then came on here. Dammit I need a job.
#9
That sounds awesome. My day has sucked so far. Nothing interesting and nothing good will happen. -SIGH-
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#10
ive got the ****ing flu! bah!
Gear:
Wasburn x-40w/floyd roseOFR
Swineshead venom+warthog pups
Kustom 100 wt quad DFX,Boss MT-2,Ibanez TS-7
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#11
Quote by Bleurgh
I took an awesome dump. It was one of those dumps where you need it so badly that as soon as you sit on the toilet it just flies out of your arse.


Word to your manly pride in dump-taking, brah. I had one that was really long and I managed to not clench, so it stayed together. I was really proud.
#12
Well nothing much happened except that the girl I like texted me and asked me if I knew that I'm superfunny
I just need about $3.50
(<X.X)O=('.'Q)

I'm the motherflippin'
#14
It's after 6pm, and I haven't masturbated or looked for porn yet.
I'm creeped out by this.
#16
I'm having a good day because I do my cyber school under a blanket on my couch while watching G4. Almost done with school, and I've only stood up long enough to pee and get my Reeses for breakfast.
#17
Quote by Zoot Allures
:O Moar info please!


He was promoting Crystal Head Vodka at the PX. I shook his hand and thanked him, and he said thanks back! Almost as badass as when I met Gene Simmons in the same spot.
He only stopped to pose for soldiers, though.
#19
It's awesome, last night was independence party so at 12 am I was already drunk, and since it is independence nobody goes to school so I have been here playing guitar all day. 1 o' clock and I wope up at 10 30. I love 16 of sept.