#1
Who would win?

Black metal from the North with their oversized axes and battle experience... plus being baddass. A more Geurilla (read: blending in with the snow and attacking.) style and picking off enemies One By One.

Death Metal being well Death Metal. Massive, semi- trained, armies marching while their leader, dressed in face paint and metal pointy shoulder amor is carried on a gold seat held up by slaves.

Thrash metal. Massive armies of people with weapons like small axes and clubs, but fricking crazy and brutal. Like tribals or savages.

Hair Metal with their tight leather, bright colors, and long blonde hair... nope I got nothing for combat.

Tool... being ****ing Tool.

Bands like Agalloch (excuse me for not knowing the genre.) sulking by rivers and wishing for a better world... but still fighting.

Nu- Metal doing something (I'm getting lazy now but hey gotta leave stuff for the rest of the thread) (If it doesn't sink into fail right away.)

Any genres you can think of and what they'd be/ who will win?
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#5
NWOBHM.

Nah, I'd say true metal.
Bands like Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, and 3 Inched of Blood [not strickly true as they may have metalcore elements, but still a fecking good band]
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TS, are you high?
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a? Also c'mon this isn't the same as "If Musical Genres went to war..." I'm not that stupid... maybe I am almost all of my threads seem to fail. Except for that one about the 9/12 movements. Stupid republicans ruining my fun.
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#10
Power Metal cause they got Unicorns and ****!
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