Poll: Would you use this faucet?
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View poll results: Would you use this faucet?
The only faucet I use is my mouth
2 7%
Yes, it looks like a great invention
18 67%
Nah, I don't think I need it
7 26%
Voters: 27.
#3
Your hands get sticky 7 times a day? Your balls must hurt pretty damn bad.
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Your hands get sticky 7 times a day? Your balls must hurt pretty damn bad.

Just about to say that. You earned yourself an e-cookie

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#9
I can see it breaking too easily and needing to be replaced, probably very expensive too.
#10
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I can see it breaking too easily and needing to be replaced, probably very expensive too.

"yeah, mam this isn't covered by the waranty. you used it wrong"

"what?? I tapped it to get it to turn on!"

"yeah, but see you tapped with a force of 3 newtons instead of 2.5439, which means you violated any guarantee or warranty you had. sorry"

"FFSFDS!!!"
#11
Do Want.
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You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


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#13
I don't know about the product, but the song in that ad is pretty great.

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#14
I thought this thread was about Farrah Fawcett (sp)


Its called a TAP


anyway a foot one would be better
#15
Quote by lucertia.

Its called a TAP


Idk what kind of backwards place you're from, but here in God's country its called a faucet.
Goodness gracious me!
#16
Quote by Bizarro
Idk what kind of backwards place you're from, but here in God's country its called a faucet.

here in germany it's called "water cock" if you translate it literally.
#18
that comercial reminds me of a Primus video or something. it was quite disturibng in fact, and i dont even have a problem with germs. prolly the lighting and creepy music.
#20
Who is the one freak that voted "The only faucet I use is my mouth"? They have some serious problems.
Goodness gracious me!
#21
Quote by CoreysMonster
here in germany it's called "water cock" if you translate it literally.



I love German, its so logical.
#22
Quote by Bizarro
Who is the one freak that voted "The only faucet I use is my mouth"? They have some serious problems.

it was obviously a squirtle.


See? hell if I could do that, I'd never use a faucet again, either.
#23
It would be cool unless you had Palsy or Parkinsons and kept turning it on and off.
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#26
I don't find it any more advantageous than a normal faucet, but that's just because I'm not in dire need of hands-free hand washing.


Also, I still don't understand how this has only just been invented. Fuck the computer and tuberculosis vaccine, we should've pulled together for the hands-free faucet years ago!