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#1
Them crazy Bolsheviks sure did churn out some crazy classics that seemed to always fall under the radar.

Imagine, if you will, the aggression of the thrashiest Thrash, the schizo morbidity of the deathiest Death, the quirky nature of T.O.O.H, all wrapped up in a Czech Republic burrito of ripping and tearing aggressive audio extremities.

Song structure wise, Assesor keep things very interesting with an unorthodox way of doing things, even by death and thrash metal standards. The vocals are penetrating, ruthless high-pitched rasps, which work perfectly because the guitars tend to stay on the higher end of the fretboard and move along viciously, one excellent riff after another. And when I say the riffing is excellent, I mean flawless and well thought out tremolo picked frenzies with a bit of weirdness and dissonance thrown in. The bass, which follows the guitar nicely, has a pretty cool clunky sound to it, but not in an irritating "funk metal" manner.

This is an excellent, underrated Czech metal gem. It is another perfect example of the versatility and originality that was once present in metal.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#3
One album.

Invaze.

I'll host if you need me to little buddy.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#5
Volání Bitvy is absolutely mind blowingly insane.

Blowingly is a word.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#7
Gasp, you should Host VG, it would be much appreciated!
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#8
PMs
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#10
I'll listen to it when I have all of the songs. I need to get Airwolf too, how the hell do you find such bands man?
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#11
Quote by The Virtuoso
I need to get Airwolf too,


PMs

Quote by The Virtuoso

how the hell do you find such bands man?


Grew up listening to them, grew up in the underground, grew up going to shows.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#12
Thanks man, I just found the airwolf link cheers for the pm though. I guess so man, that's awesome that you basically grew up with the whole metal scene I'm envious.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#16
Great band, and it's something I'm actually really in the mood for right now, nice coincidence
thanks a bunch!

EDIT: And as a plus, I found the album all on my own, no PMs were necessary
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Of normal sense and common roads
But they are no less real
Than what we see or touch or feel
-Burzum

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Last edited by Guitar_Kingdom at Sep 17, 2009,
#17
When did this thread happen, seriously? Send a PM my way, fish.

Hopefully it'll live up to certain other Czech legends
#19
Quote by severed-metal
Hear that, GK has linkage as well.

Can someone PM me this wonder, please?

Sent
Other planes lie beyond the reach
Of normal sense and common roads
But they are no less real
Than what we see or touch or feel
-Burzum

MoogleRancha is a twat
#21
Quote by DeusExMachina90
I'd like to check this out, if I could get a PM. Danke.

Sent
Other planes lie beyond the reach
Of normal sense and common roads
But they are no less real
Than what we see or touch or feel
-Burzum

MoogleRancha is a twat
#23
Some of my favorite fret work.

Schizophrenic without being redundant and pointless.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#25
If anyone would be so kind as to send a PM my way I'd be very grateful.
Quote by ChemicalFire
The point of underground bands is their not popular or famous most of the time. Thus there is a good chance they suck.
#26
PMs
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#28
Indeed.

Its always a horrible move when good Czech bands (Drakar) re-release material re-recorded using the English language (Drakar)
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#29
I think that English worked fairly well for Root. Also, are Drakar something I'd enjoy?
#30
Its melody driven Death/Thrash with some great fantasy tinged lead work. Its laid back Death Thrash if that makes any sense to you.

Like reading a delightfully obscure fantasy book from the villains point of view.

Let Draka is a good listen in my book.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#32
Such a nice vinyl rip.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#34
Can i get a pm for both too?
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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#35
Airwolf pm too? Thank you
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#36
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Your unneeded sarcasm scars.


This.

Quote by ChemicalFire
The point of underground bands is their not popular or famous most of the time. Thus there is a good chance they suck.
#37
Seriously can I get a PM of this? I've lurked here for quite some time and VG's req's are always a treat (I've especially like Traumatic Voyage and Legend).
#38
Check your pms cambyses.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#39
It's saying no PMs.... I'm new to UG so does it usually take awhile?
#40
I posted it on your profile this time, so check there.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
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