#1
Speak with complete sense while he sleeps!

the guy speaks while he is asleep since I can remember.
I always used to sleep at his house, and everytime I did, I woke up at around 2 AM because of the guy creapy-senseless-gibberish talk
well the thing is that the guy camed to sleep to my house one of this days.
I was expecting him to woke me up with his "night chat"
surprise?
when he began speaking asleep, the guy had a PERFECT ACCENT, HE SPOKE WITH PERFECT SENSE, didnt sounded aslept at all!
I was shocked, I was about to get up and grab my camera but I remembered that it didnt had battery.
no seriously, I've never seen someone speaking like that while he sleeps.
I mean, even when someone is "sonambul" the tone and pronunciation he has is very bad, but this guy, was speaking exactly as he speaks when he is awake and conscious!!!
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#2
Isn't there a thread about this?


Inb4


Cool Story, Bro.


Edit: Also OP your English is terrible.
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#3
Cool Story Bro.

EDDIT: I hate you!

And I talk in my sleep too, loudly, it sucks when I'm camping with my parents.
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#6
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Cool Story Bro.

EDDIT: I hate you!

And I talk in my sleep too, loudly, it sucks when I'm camping with my parents.



Bwhahaha.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
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#7
Quote by GIRbot99
Speak with complete sense while he sleeps!

the guy speaks while he is asleep since I can remember.
I always used to sleep at his house, and everytime I did, I woke up at around 2 AM because of the guy creapy-senseless-gibberish talk
well the thing is that the guy camed to sleep to my house one of this days.
I was expecting him to woke me up with his "night chat"
surprise?
when he began speaking asleep, the guy had a PERFECT ACCENT, HE SPOKE WITH PERFECT SENSE, didnt sounded aslept at all!
I was shocked, I was about to get up and grab my camera but I remembered that it didnt had battery.
no seriously, I've never seen someone speaking like that while he sleeps.
I mean, even when someone is "sonambul" the tone and pronunciation he has is very bad, but this guy, was speaking exactly as he speaks when he is awake and conscious!!!
My god man learn grammar, and spelling, and how to make a interesting thread

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Last edited by JezuzFingerz at Sep 16, 2009,
#9
anyone else read the title and think pokemon?

i never heard of that either dude......... sounds like its abnormal
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#10
lol that was a funny story man.
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#11
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Bwhahaha.




And TS, if the way you type means "perfect sense" than your cousin was by no means understandable.
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#12
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Alot of people do it. You can converse with some.

This. Sorry to burst your bubble.


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#13
please edit your post to make it less retarded TS
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#14
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Alot of people do it. You can converse with some.


My mom's like that. You can actually have real conversations with her when she's asleep.
#15
lol lol lol thanks I was feeling creative today.
I had actually watched an old school pokemon episode this afternoon
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#16
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well the thing is that the guy camed to sleep to my house one of this days.

wat
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I was expecting him to woke me up with his "night chat"

wat
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didnt sounded aslept at all!

wat
#17
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I was shocked, I was about to get up and grab my camera but I remembered that it didnt had battery.


...Why is that so funny to me?

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#18
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wat

wat

wat

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#19
One time on an 8th grade field trip me and three others were sharing in our hotel room. I was awake talking with my friend Brandon, and the other two were asleep. We heard one of them talking in his sleep. So we walk over to him and listen to what he's saying. He was dreaming that he was on a date with this girl he liked. We started whispering things in his ear and it actually worked. We were pretty much controlling every aspect of his dream. At one point I whispered, "REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE! SIMBA!" and then he yells, "I"M JASON BOURNE!" Me and my other awake friend died of laughter.
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#20
and yeah I know im bad with english grammar, same for You with other languages.
thats why I never care about people saying "nice engrish"
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#21
This is like the 2nd stupid thread you have made tonight ...


Obvious troll is obvious
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#22
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anyone else read the title and think pokemon?

i never heard of that either dude......... sounds like its abnormal

I will not lie to you, Pokemon was my first thought. And then Metaldud used the joke I wanted to use.
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One time on an 8th grade field trip me and three others were sharing in our hotel room. I was awake talking with my friend Brandon, and the other two were asleep. We heard one of them talking in his sleep. So we walk over to him and listen to what he's saying. He was dreaming that he was on a date with this girl he liked. We started whispering things in his ear and it actually worked. We were pretty much controlling every aspect of his dream. At one point I whispered, "REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE! SIMBA!" and then he yells, "I"M JASON BOURNE!" Me and my other awake friend died of laughter.


you dont have any idea of how hard I laughed with this
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#26
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This is like the 2nd stupid thread you have made tonight ...


Obvious troll is obvious


first one was actually a real thread dude
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#27
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I will not lie to you, Pokemon was my first thought. And then Metaldud used the joke I wanted to use.



yea i started typing when the thread started and when i posted he already had posted that joke


CURSE YOU METALDUD!


just kidding.
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#28
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PERFECT ACCENT, HE SPOKE WITH PERFECT SENSE, didnt sounded aslept at all!
!!!

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#29
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first one was actually a real thread dude


So this one isn't?

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#30
My dad sometimes works in his sleep. It makes me think he's a bit overworked. Oh, well. He does have a mustache.
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I loled
#31
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So this one isn't?


this one was created mainly cuz I watched a pokemon episode today, and remind me of pokemon evolution and stuff
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