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i apparently have the worst luck with animals

last week i hit a cat
monday i hit a squirrel
yesterday i hit a turtle
and tonight i hit five raccoons...at once. i'm still not even sure how the hell that even happened but, i managed to take every single one of them out


anyone else have any roadkill stories?

eDit: i drove past where it happened today and there were only four bodies so i think the fifth one may have made it... or died somewhere else from his injuries...
Last edited by dhutton at Sep 17, 2009,
#3
Do you drive in the ****ing woods?
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#4
cool story bro.

In all seriousness, how the fu ck do you take out 5 raccoons at once? Wtf did they do, jump at your car or something

I tip my hat to you good sir

Last edited by limewireislegal at Sep 17, 2009,
#5
you are one badass mother****er.
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#6
So this one time, in band camp... No, I didn't go to band camp! Silly me!

But seriously, this one time I was driving, right? And... I... hit an animal!! ZOMFG!! Great story right? I tell it at all the parties. Best pickup story EVER!
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So this one time, in band camp... No, I didn't go to band camp! Silly me!

But seriously, this one time I was driving, right? And... I... hit an animal!! ZOMFG!! Great story right? I tell it at all the parties. Best pickup story EVER!

wtf is your problem?
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#10
Tell us where you hid the bodies and I'll personally see to it that you get bail.


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#11
you sir, are a douche bag

or Asian, in which case driving isn't your strong suit




but you are still a douche bag
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#12
Quote by dhutton
i apparently have the worst luck with animals

last week i hit a cat
monday i hit a squirrel
yesterday i hit a turtle
and tonight i hit five raccoons...at once. i'm still not even sure how the hell that even happened but, i managed to take every single one of them out


anyone else have any roadkill stories?



i don't even care, that's ****ing pro
#13
What the hell is the matter with you. Do you have a porterhouse steak tied to your bumper or something?
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you sir, are a douche bag

or Asian, in which case driving isn't your strong suit




but you are still a douche bag

it's not like i'm doing it on purpose! they were all standing together in the middle of the road and it was on a curve! also, it was dark...
#18
wow, you took out 5 raccoons... combo bonus points to you man
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#19
ahahahaha, usually I'm like aw thats sad, but this is halarious lol, five at once, at least they weren't dear =/

I almost took two dear out today, they just jumped out in the middle of the road
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it's not like i'm doing it on purpose! they were all standing together in the middle of the road and it was on a curve! also, it was dark...

like...playing poker?
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#21
earlier i ran over a baby snake. i felt bad
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#22
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i live in the middle of nowhere so yeah, pretty much

Ah, I've been there. Deers jumpin out of nowhere, tortoises in the road, skunks... but 5 raccoons at one time is pretty horrible.
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Last edited by beastiebeatles at Sep 17, 2009,
#23
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Ah, I've been there. Dears jumpin out of nowhere, tortoises in the road, skunks... but 5 raccoons at one time is pretty horrible.


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ahahahaha, usually I'm like aw thats sad, but this is halarious lol, five at once, at least they weren't dear =/

I almost took two dear out today, they just jumped out in the middle of the road



not to be a dick or anything but, you do realize it's deer not dear, right?
#24
Amazing. Truly sir, that is incredible. I don't think I could do that if I tried

EDIT:
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not to be a dick or anything but, you do realize it's deer not dear, right?

They were obviously referring to their loved ones.
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#25
atleast it wasnt some other more friendly animal
i say youre lucky they were actually taken out
if not they would have F***** you up man

and what happened to the turtle?
i like turtles!
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Amazing. Truly sir, that is incredible. I don't think I could do that if I tried

EDIT:

They were obviously referring to their loved ones.

their relatives jump into oncoming traffic? bet the family reunions are fun

eDit:
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atleast it wasnt some other more friendly animal
i say youre lucky they were actually taken out
if not they would have F***** you up man

and what happened to the turtle?
i like turtles!

unfortunately he was neither a mutant nor a ninja...
Last edited by dhutton at Sep 17, 2009,
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unfortunately he was neither a mutant nor a ninja...


i wonder why it crossed the road in the first place
chance are it wasnt a teenager either
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Last edited by glam rocker at Sep 17, 2009,
#28
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i wonder why it crossed the road in the first place
chance are it wasnt a teenager either

to get to the other side? the road ran between two lakes so i assume he was trying to get to the other one
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#30
sad to say but nothing will ever top that ever.... ****ing 5..that's skill whether you like it or not


besides...epic combo is epic
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#33
Someone should email this thread to PETA...props TS. Of course, I know I'd feel really bad if I did it....

A guy I know hit a deer with a hopped up Chevy Blazer...it had a brushguard on the front, and took no damage. The same could not be said for the deer.


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Last edited by Mutant Corn at Sep 17, 2009,
#35
5 raccoons at once? I haven't even seen that many in my life...only 3. Where the hell do you live?
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#36
Quote by dhutton
why do i get the feeling i'm going to regret this?

what is road kill caught on tape?

watch baseketball, you wont regret it
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At least you didn't burn a litter of newborn kittens alive and listened to them cry to their deaths...
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