Poll: What do you say when you get in trouble?
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View poll results: What do you say when you get in trouble?
It wasn't me!
7 9%
It was an accident!
13 18%
I can explain!
14 19%
What this hippo doing in the bath tub?!
40 54%
Voters: 74.
#2
I say F*CK.
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#6
Say **** you!
and then dip out.
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#10
Make up such a twisted story, and drag it out so far that by the time i'm done, whoever i am speaking to is utterly stunned and more focused on how i came up with that, what the hell is wrong with me, and just gives up.. and i'm instantly out of trouble, everytime.
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#11
What do I say when I'm in trouble?
No, dat baby ain't mine. Just look at teh face. Looks nuthin like me.
Go find teh real baby-daddy, you ho!
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#12
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Bull****
**** off
What a load of ****
It wasn't me, for **** sakes


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#13
Quote by stellardude531
Make up such a twisted story, and drag it out so far that by the time i'm done, whoever i am speaking to is utterly stunned and more focused on how i came up with that, what the hell is wrong with me, and just gives up.. and i'm instantly out of trouble, everytime.



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#15
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damn straight. there must be more of us somewhere out there....
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#17
Quote by stellardude531
Make up such a twisted story, and drag it out so far that by the time i'm done, whoever i am speaking to is utterly stunned and more focused on how i came up with that, what the hell is wrong with me, and just gives up.. and i'm instantly out of trouble, everytime.

That's how I got away with a lot in high school

"why'd it take you so long to get to class?"

"there was traffic"

"in the hallway?"

"yeah, there was a huge accident. Several people died. I had to pull survivors out from underneath a six body pileup in the right lane"

"sit down and shut up"
#18
i say nothing and let the person tell me off, then base my argument around that
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#19
I can explain my way out of nearly all situations, so I do that
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

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#20
"Oh shit"
"Aw fuck"
Those are my favorites.
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#22
A mix of monty python retreat by shouting "RUN AWAY!" then running away making 3 Stooges noises
#24
just say you had explosive diarehha.
for example...
why were you late to class?
....i was pissing out my arse...
#28
"Yeah I did it, big whoop. Wanna fight about it?"
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#29
i can explain, followed by
ex.
-why were you late!?
cos the damn underpants gnomes
-underpants gnomes?
yeah, you see, underpants gnomes come in the middle of the night to steal my underwear
-thats a bs excuse. why would gnomes-
underpants gnomes
-why would underpants gnomes steal your underpants?
its simple really. you see step1 is steal underpants...step 3. is profit
-whats step 2?
step 1, steal underpants. step 3 profit
-...but what is step-
so you see, they stole my last clean pair and i had no underpants to wear today, so i went to the store to buy some, which made me late
-...just have a seat
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#30
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"Yeah I did it, big whoop. Wanna fight about it?"

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#38
Well officer, looks like you're pretty good at your job.
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