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#1
Yep. I was driving on the most dangerous day of the year on the most dangerous road in Washington County, I started skidding, I hit a truck, and rolled over. Everyone (except my wallet) is fine

This thread is now about the worst driving mishap you've ever been in.
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#2
I hit a woman once.
I had just started driving and I accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brakes when I got close to her.
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#3
I was once in a bus and he braked quickly and my face hit a "wall" in the bus, it hurt alot because I had my glasses on.
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#4
One time, I like... hit this group of kids... they were like... starin' at me, so I just, you know, drove into 'em.
#5
Well, they say your car naturally goes where you look.
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#6
I had to drive my mom's Kia Sportage. *Cries*
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#7
Quote by 'Leviathan'
One time, I like... hit this group of kids... they were like... starin' at me, so I just, you know, drove into 'em.



Jaawesome!

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#8
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I had to drive my mom's Kia Sportage. *Cries*


Haha, ouch.
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#9
Quote by 'Leviathan'
One time, I like... hit this group of kids... they were like... starin' at me, so I just, you know, drove into 'em.


Getting the feeling that you shouldn't be allowed to drive......

He was staring at me so I tried to kill him?????

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#10
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Getting the feeling that you shouldn't be allowed to drive......

He was staring at me so I tried to kill him?????


That's what they get for staring at him.
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#11
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Getting the feeling that you're an amazingly skilled driver/kid killer......

He was staring at me so I tried to kill him?????



Awww, shucks...
#13
I got rear-ended within 24 hours of buying my car....
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#14
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One time, I like... hit this group of kids... they were like... starin' at me, so I just, you know, drove into 'em.

Did they look anything like this?>
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#16
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Uh huh...
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#17
I was turning right at a green light with no arrow (remember that we drive on the left here) and I didn't see an oncoming car thanks to glare and stupidity. Front on collision. No one was hurt, but it could've been so much worse than it was: her airbag deployed so she must've been travelling at a decent speed. Any faster and we could've had a casualty...

That happened like 3 months ago. I haven't driven since

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This.


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#18
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This.




Chill, man, I'm messing around. Someone lost their sarcasm detector...

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Did they look anything like this?>


I hit them... but not in my car.
#19
inexperienced friend driving a subaru wagon on an off camber corner on gravel at 80 and up k bounced off rear axle into another tree
front left guard (side i was on) pushed most of the way to the firewall
never getting in the car with that sketch mo fo again
#20
My dad is such a good driver.

I was reading up on "black ice" after it was on the local news that a woman had hit it, and driven her car off the road into a sewer gulley (insult to injury tbh) and broken her leg.

Well, low and behold, my dad was giving me a lift to my friends house when he hit a patch of black ice just outside the city boundries. He just stopped the engine, put the car into neutral, applied the hand break, turned left slightly and it came to a gradual stop. He inched the car back onto the area of road that wasn't icy and drove off, as if nothing had happened.

He's a seriously good driver, he can always think on his feet like this.
#21
Quote by gallagher2006
My dad is such a good driver.

I was reading up on "black ice" after it was on the local news that a woman had hit it, and driven her car off the road into a sewer gulley (insult to injury tbh) and broken her leg.

Well, low and behold, my dad was giving me a lift to my friends house when he hit a patch of black ice just outside the city boundries. He just stopped the engine, put the car into neutral, applied the hand break, turned left slightly and it came to a gradual stop. He inched the car back onto the area of road that wasn't icy and drove off, as if nothing had happened.

He's a seriously good driver, he can always think on his feet like this.




Shattedit_ Those really are some nice skills man..
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#25
Turned right at a junction and had a side on impact. Both cars written off. I once crashed a go kart too! Mental!
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#26
My grandmother hit a man while backing out of a parking lot while I was in the car.
I lol'd.
#27
Quote by shattamakar
I hit a woman once.
I had just started driving and I accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brakes when I got close to her.


...how'd you get your car into a kitchen?
#28
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Getting the feeling that you shouldn't be allowed to drive......

He was staring at me so I tried to kill him?????




Woosh
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#29
Quote by 'Leviathan'
One time, I like... hit this group of kids... they were like... starin' at me, so I just, you know, drove into 'em.


OMG LOL if no one got hurt THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!
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#30
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...how'd you get your car into a kitchen?





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#31
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OMG LOL if no one got hurt THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!

You know...

This...

... is the most annoying smiley in the world.
#32
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...how'd you get your car into a kitchen?


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You sick bastard.



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#33
Lol, that sucks man, I've never been in a wreck, or been pulled over by the fuzz, even though I drive like a bat out of hell. But I did side swip my sisters car into my friends truck trying to get it out of the driveway. $2500 for a freaken buckle the size of a quater!! Damn plastic cars cost a fortune to fix a dent in.
#34
I hit surface water on a bend I mis-calculated not long after I got my first car.
I tried to conpensate first right, then left, then right again but failed and spun across to the other side of the road, went through a hedge into a farmer's field ending up pointing backwards.

Left rear door was ruined, both windscreen and rear window shattered and front axle snapped.
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#35
well, like 5 days after i got my license, i was out driving, turning right on an intersection where i had to give way, i pulled out but i failed to see the motorbike coming in the other direction, we had a collision, both the bike and my car were written of and the bloke on the motorbike badly broke his arm. I then drove for the next 6 months, and when i was just going to get on my green P's i then got a summons to the court and at the end i got my license suspended for 1 year and a $350 fine.

Then I got a a letter in the post a few weeks later saying that when a P plater gets his license suspended it gets canceled, so to get it back i have to do my theory and practical driving test again....awesome


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#36
hit my house once...

My sister and used to share a car. It was a fairly new to us used car. There was some kind of issue with the cruise control where it wouldn't correctly engage.

I was about to drive to high school , turned on the car (blaring the radio), and didn't hear the engine rev up. So when I put it in drive, I peeled out and slammed into my gas line... It was a nightmare to see my overweight father run out of the house in just his tighty whities.

Skipped half that day because I was still in shock.
#37
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I got rear-ended within 24 hours of buying my car....

I twisted this really, really badly.
#38
I went to pick up my brother from the train station once. The there are three lanes at the station, two for cars one for taxis. On my honor I swear that I had never gone in the taxi lane before, but I already had my brother, it was friday, crowded as hell and people were honking. So I decide to go through the taxi lane (which people do all the time). As I go through I see like 3 cop cars and a cop starts walking to my car all pissed off so I start to slow down realizing I was screwed. Out of F*CKING NOWHERE some old spanish dude runs into my car; like he was trying to f*cking tackle it. I ended up getting off free, he got an exploded toe and a ticket for running into the lane without looking.

Another time I was only one block from my school's parking lot and some stupid bitch rear ended me and made me late.
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#39
Quote by 'Leviathan'


Chill, man, I'm messing around. Someone lost their sarcasm detector...


I hit them... but not in my car.




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#40
Quote by Arzei
I twisted this really, really badly.

I was just waiting for someone to say that......
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And pedals!



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