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#1
The movie looks lame as **** but since i know the pit loves megan fox

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYQ19JM_M1g


By the looks of things...we get to see alot more then we did in transformers


I know im watching.
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#2
welcome to about a month ago... also it really does look lame
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#6
Yeah I like to cash in on the wave of vampire movies for legally -yet undiagnosed - retarded teenagers too.
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#7
I admit, she looks better in this than in transformers, but that doesn't make her toe-thumbs any less appealing.
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#9
I got hard watching that.
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#11
I'm more excited about Amanda Seyfried...
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#12
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I'm more excited about Amanda Seyfried...

She looks stupid in that movie, though.

Here's how she should look:


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#13
The movie looks like the classic Year 2000+ horror film with lots of sexuality followed by gore.
#15
Yay, another teenage vampire movie
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#16
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She looks stupid in that movie, though.

Here's how she should look:


*pic*


I had no idea she was in it. The dorky glasses threw me off.
#17
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Not watching.

I still hold firm that Megan Fox looks like Angelina Jolie, who is repulsive.


why don't you like jolie? even if you don't think she's beautiful you can hardly call her repulsive. she has an amazing figure, regardless of your taste.
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#18
This movie will be terrible and all the Fox fanboys will hail it as the second coming despite the fact that she's not THAT good looking and can't act.

Next thread please...
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#19
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This movie will be terrible and all the Fox fanboys will hail it as the second coming despite that fact that she's not THAT good looking and can't act.

Next thread please...

#20
The only thing that looks worse than the film is the soundtrack.

Also, Megan Fox looks like she's been hit by the ugly forest.

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#21
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She looks stupid in that movie, though.

Here's how she should look:


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Yeah, I noticed that too.

This is(or should I say was) Megan Fox btw:

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#22
she's hot, but apparently a total snobby asshole bitch.

so if you see her one, just dropkick her please.
#25
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There's a topless scene of her for those of you who don't know.


Wowza, tits! Haven't seen those before!


Seriously though, Megan Fox can't act for shit and frankly is not that stellar looking. She's attractive to a degree, yeah, but no where near as hot as everyone makes her out to be.

I'll pass. Diablo Cody's writing style has grown to bug me, as well.
#26
Megan Fox is fugly. I wouldn't bang her if she were standing naked right in front of me, begging for me to have sex with her. I don't know what it is, but I find something about her repulsive. I don't know if it's her toe thumbs or her "look at me bitch, I'm Megan Fox, bow before me attitude". If there is not a "I would not bang Megan Fox UG group", someone should make one right away.

Oh, and that movie looks like complete utter crap. I guess it suits Megan Fox well.
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#27
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I'd rather be gang raped by a group of 12 40-year-old men with down syndrome than have to watch that movie



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#28
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Yay, another teenage vampire movie


it's obviously different, I mean it has Megan Fox, the obviously amazing critically aclaimed actor from the sure oscar winning Transformers.
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#30
might it be worse than transformers??? only one way to find out.....
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#31
I read the title as some kind of sexual innuendo. Disappointing.
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#33
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The movie looks like the classic Year 2000+ horror film with lots of sexuality followed by gore.


This is why I don't go see horror movies anymore. I also blame Saw for this.
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#34
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Thanks for that trailer, I think I saw about 95 percent of the plot.


Same, it was basically the entire movie summed up in a minuite and a half.
#35
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Wowza, tits! Haven't seen those before!


Seriously though, Megan Fox can't act for shit and frankly is not that stellar looking. She's attractive to a degree, yeah, but no where near as hot as everyone makes her out to be.


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#36
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Megan Fox is fugly...etc etc

Well...i don't think i agree. I'd nail her to the wall, but i don't think i enjoy her attitude. I think the conversation following teh sexxx would be:
"Megan, make me a sammich."
"Uhm, ew...no! I'm Megan F*cking Fox!"
"Megan...please get out of my house."
#37
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Well...i don't think i agree. I'd nail her to the wall, but i don't think i enjoy her attitude. I think the conversation following teh sexxx would be:
"Megan, make me a sammich."
"Uhm, ew...no! I'm Megan F*cking Fox!"
*Rape*


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#39
Anybody who sees this movie deserves to get shot in the foot.
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I'll pass. Diablo Cody's writing style has grown to bug me, as well.
And I don't think Diablo is her real name.
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And I don't think Diablo is her real name.


If I recall it's her stage/stripper name. She still goes by it, though.
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