#2
Step 1 : Oh i left it at home...ill bring it in tomorrow

Rinse and repeat til teacher forgets.


/thread
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#3
"I didn't know someone had done this exact thing two days ago, if not yesterday..."

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#5
"Because i hate you"
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#6
It's not my fault, it's the governement's.
Sorryz for me bad engrish.

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#8
My balls ate it.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#12
i went to a catholic school
so these worked well

1) i didnt do it il hand it in next week (still dont do it)

2) god told me to not do it

3) pretend you did it handed it in and then say the teacher lost it

4) the teachers in our school dont care about homework anyway

some other good (serious) ones are

dog ate it (oldest one is the book and will not work)

iv been stressed with other homeworks and family issues (the teacher thinks oh **** that i dont wana be involved)

and just do you homework!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#13
"its less marking for you and we both know i know you know i know the material"
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#14
"Oh come on, professor, you lost my homework? AGAIN?"
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#15
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"its less marking for you and we both know i know you know i know the material"



Mind****!
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Ibanez ART300
Roland Cube 20X


I make trip-hop
https://soundcloud.com/chris-thomas-214
^ Check it out
#16
I accidentally mailed it to you.
It's in my locker.
I recylce.
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You deserve some form of awesome reward, but I'm to lazy. Imagine the rest of these:


#18
"due to my religious beliefs i couldn't do the homework"

"i had some family troubles"

"i was to busy last night with my university applications"

"homework, what homework?"

*search through bag*"sorry i must have left it at home"

"the girlfriend came round to help but we just ended up havin sex all night"

"i masterbated onto it and i thought you wouldn't want that handed it"

#21
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my dog ate it


I used that many times, but I wasn't lying...

My dog has some kind of love of paper.
You're killing me Smalls!
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