#1
thats right, i am 17 today.

so what did you guys get me?
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Pffffffft schematics


Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#2
Aradine, that's cool and all and I'mma let you finish, but someone else just made a b-day thread about turning 17 like 3 days ago!


But happy birthday
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#5
I totally forgot man - Umm I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#6


CHOCOLATE
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Watching a fat kid dance around in a white shirt....wow...Al Gore was right...the glaciers really ARE shifting.


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It's because Fassa got banned

RIP Dime
#8
three dots...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!



even though at 17 it doesn't give any special privileges anyways
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#9
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#10
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^Your favorite thing: disappointment.
"Life is an obscure hobo bumming a ride on the omnibus of art."
#12


Happy B-day
Stratocasters=


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Jimi Hendrix
Joe Perry
Jimmy Page
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#14
i got you a swamp monster that children beat to death with rocks
Gear
Highway One Tele (w/Custom Shop 51 Nocaster pickups)
Standard Tele (modded to Nashville specs)
Reverend Roundhouse

Orange Rockerverb 50 MKI
Vox AC4c1
Jet City JCA20H

And pedals!



"Shiva opens her arms now..
...to make sure I don't get too far"
#15
There's already been a thread about someone's 17th birthday, use the searchbar.
#16
Here's a stash of some fine bud
Feel free to add me on STEAM: thesystemhasfailed
XBL tag: cbiggs18
#17
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three dots...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!



even though at 17 it doesn't give any special privileges anyways

R-rated movies?

Yeah, pretty lame, I know.
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As usual Natrone's mouth spouts general win.

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man, Natrone you're some kind of ninja I swear


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plexi


i realize the longshot that is. little giant to humongous one.


Rest In Peace Stevie Ray
#18
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R-rated movies?

Yeah, pretty lame, I know.

M rated video games > R rated movies.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#20
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There's already been a thread about someone's 17th birthday, use the searchbar.

oh god
I laughed
#22
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Vintage Armour



Modern Armour
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

Quote by genghisgandhi
Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#24
If you visit FotB theres a large pear floating around there for you somewhere..
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever." 1984.
#26
I think its obvious which one the chic's will dig. Just look at the shiney groin capsual on the vintage.

TS will need something to fight the b*tches off with when hes out on the town in his vintage armour.
#27
My dick in a box! It's my dick in a box baby!
Obsession! Obsessive! Obsessed! Abscess!
#28
I got you aids,
no need to thank me,
there yours now.
For sale:
Schecter C1 Classic.
Schecter 007 Elite.
Randall G2 Head.
Crate 4x12 cab.
Line 6 POD XT.
Samson PG2200 power amp.
#31
Your stripper should arrive in a few hours. Enjoy, bud.
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i busted a g-string while fingering a minor...
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#32
I got you a brand new cell phone!


this bad boy is state of the art 1986 technology!

There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.