Their are for "crazy" people sitting on my curb staring at my house. Help.

Poll: What to do?
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View poll results: What to do?
Just relax, man. They are just chillin'.
22 13%
HIDE IN A CLOSET NOW!!!!!!!
4 2%
Ask them what they want.
21 13%
Set up traps, homealone style.
43 26%
PREPARE FOR BATTLE.
75 45%
Voters: 165.
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#1
So I'm sitting here playing guitar when I hear some laughing, so I put down the guitar and look outside and their is this guy. He has long dirty brown hair, tons of tattoos, is really thin, has glasses, sort of has a Geddy Lee looking face, and a beer in his hand. He is just chillin with a few of his friends, chugging beers. And staring into my windows.

"So what?" You might ask. "They can drink on your curb if they want. GTFO noob."
Thats were the crazy part comes in. This guy once walked into our house with his 94 year old mother, both wearing bright blue ski-masks, to try and sell us some Nyquil.
Should I go ask them what they want, or just act like their not there?

TLDR; A crazy guy that once tried to sell me used Nyquil is drinking beer on my curb and staring at me. What should I do?
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Last edited by JacobLampman at Sep 17, 2009,
#2
Oh ****, that's you, bro?
I've gotten a lot of LOLs in my time but I choose not to sig them to not look like a pretentious douchebag





#8
ಠ_ಠ


No seriously, lock your doors and close the curtains.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#9
Quote by JacobLampman
So I'm sitting here playing guitar when I hear some laughing, so I put down the guitar and look outside and their is this guy. He has long dirty brown hair, tons of tattoos, is really thin, has glasses, sort of has a Geddy Lee looking face, and a beer in his hand. He is just chillin with a few of his friends, chugging beers. And staring into my windows.
Yup...
Last edited by maXterbat0r at Sep 17, 2009,
#10
Just relax, man. They are just chillin'.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#15
Quote by Misticalz
Oh ****, that's you, bro?


This.
Oh no he just divided by zero again...*gets sucked into vortex*

Originally Posted by Sirwinston89
whoa man this is turning into the Dream Theater appreciation thread!!! If only every thread kicked this much ass!


You're welcome
#16
1.) sell them the NyQuil for retail price
2.)Buy it back (used of course)
3.)Re-sell it to them for retail price... AGAIN
4.)... PROFIT!!!
Marshall TSL100h

Carvin Bolt
#17
Homealone Ftmfw
Quote by Meths
I respect and value your opinion.

Just kidding. You're a fucking retard.



Quote by Pr0gNut
You want to strap a bunch of used mattresses to the walls?

Why not just roll around naked in medical waste while you're at it?

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medical waste isn't free on craigslist
#18
Quote by Blakeu224
1.) sell them the NyQuil for retail price
2.)Buy it back (used of course)
3.)Re-sell it to them for retail price... AGAIN
4.)... PROFIT!!!

Its not funny if you explain how you make the profit.


TS, just lock your door just in case but really Just relax, man. They are just chillin'.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#20
Quote by Fenderhippie69
Its not funny if you explain how you make the profit.


TS, just lock your door just in case but really Just relax, man. They are just chillin'.


Your sig irritates me so much. =_=
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#23
Quote by TSmitty6
They're jus looking for change. Change? Change? Spare some change?


NO DAMNIT I NEED THIS CHANGE FOR THE BUS.

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I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#25
Quote by Fenderhippie69
Its not funny if you explain how you make the profit.


TS, just lock your door just in case but really Just relax, man. They are just chillin'.


Its not even funny if you don't explain the profit. im helpin a nigga out.
Marshall TSL100h

Carvin Bolt
#28
Quote by Zoot Allures
You need one of these



This might be better

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
The grandmother is having a baby with her grandson, so the grandson will be his own fathers father, the baby will be his own grandfather, and grandson, and the grandmother will be the mother, and great grandmother?

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ಠ_ಠ
#29
Come on man do the pit thing, by masturbating while staring at them through the window. Also make sure to point a lot and give plenty of thumbs up.
Last edited by Th3~one~an~0nly at Sep 17, 2009,
#30
Quote by Syndromity
Your sig irritates me so much. =_=



but why?
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#31
Quote by Fenderhippie69


but why?


Cause the fact it says "Happiness is a Warm Gun"

Which I ASSUME you're referring to the beatles song, and then has someone shooting two pistols at a smiling guy, and if not it is still ironic, in almost a sense it feels like you don't understand why the song "Happiness is a Warm Gun"
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#32
serenade them, it should creep them out enough to leave

or you could win their love and have teh butt secks

win win?
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#35
Quote by smartalec007
This might be better



Yes because in a fight between a guy with a ridiculous decorative axe and a guy with a sawed-off shotgun, the guy with the axe is blatantly going to win...



If you are really concerned about it TS, call the police. You probably should have done that when he came into your house uninvited actually.
"We must become members of a new race, overcoming petty prejudice, owing our ultimate allegiance not to nations, but to our fellow men within the human community."
- H.I.M Haile Selassie I
#39
Quote by Syndromity
Cause the fact it says "Happiness is a Warm Gun"

Which I ASSUME you're referring to the beatles song, and then has someone shooting two pistols at a smiling guy, and if not it is still ironic, in almost a sense it feels like you don't understand why the song "Happiness is a Warm Gun"



It is and was about the beatles song.

I know what the song is about but i thought it was funny. it wont bother you anymore.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#40
Quote by genghisgandhi
am i the only one noticing title fail?

No.
sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
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