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#1
so i have to make a bumper sticker for my geography class with a slogan about the west or midwest. Any amazing ideas to blow everyone else's out of the water?
#9
We're better than the Amish!
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Last edited by epic7734 at Sep 17, 2009,
#11
"The Midwest, not so scared of change"
Originally Posted by Chromeproguitar
they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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I guess she's pretty hot if you're into that "having a good music video, but not better than Beyonce's" kind of thing...
#13
"My other ride is an ear of corn."

I'm liking all of this "midwest = corn" stereotyping in here.
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It seems the top of those waffles are burnt.
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The toast has little red arrows growing from it. Nobody wants that.

SHUDDUP AND EAT YER TOAST
#14
That's some corny sh*t.
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there are no words to describe how truly epic this is.


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#17
"We're not that retarded, honest."

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#19
Corn for the masses!!!
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I've lost my bovine virginity.

I'm not even going to tell you what that means.


I loves bagels!

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#21
Picture of an ear of corn with the slogan Just Eat It.
We're only gonna die from our own arrogance.
#22
Midwest: I'd here than the Middle East, corn is safer than an explosion.
Midwest: it could be worse, corn is better than sand.
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
Last edited by lordofthefood1 at Sep 17, 2009,
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#25
Jesus approves of moonshine.

Corn syrup, just as good as sugar, sort of.
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#27
I scorn, you scorn, we all scorn for corn. Or just put "CORN MOTHERFUCKERS!".

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youmakemesmile...

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MUFC


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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#29
Knock Knock

Whose There?

Potato.

Potato Who?

No I'm just kidding it's ****ing corn.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#30
The Midwest is like your Great Aunt Sophie's feet, corn's everywhere.
Lord Gold feeds from your orifices and he wants to see you sweat.
Lord Gold probes you publicly and makes your pussy wet.
Now say his name.....
#31
Quote by Syndromity
Knock Knock

Whose There?

Potato.

Potato Who?

No I'm just kidding it's ****ing corn.

all of this will fit on a bumper sticker?


MC name = Bearrorism
#32
Quote by lordofthefood1
The Midwest is like your Great Aunt Sophie's feet, corn's everywhere.

oh **** that was funny
#33
Quote by Gargantuan
all of this will fit on a bumper sticker?


I've seen worse.

Much, much worse.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#35
The Midwest, Guess what we put in your cereal!
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#36
the midwest... you have to pass through us to get to the west
It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in
#38
Quote by Chrisiphone
"We're not that retarded, honest."


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#39
OH MY GOD i didnt even know corn jokes existed but these are hilarious.
Syndromity: I love you

Keep em coming guys! i finished the assignment but these are great
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