Poll: Which feels the best?
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View poll results: Which feels the best?
A sneeze
15 17%
A long piss
42 48%
An itch
4 5%
A poop (not including the piss part)
26 30%
Voters: 87.
#1
So I was talking to some friends the other day, and I was wondering which one of these things felt the best.

I personally would go with the sneeze with a piss in a very close 2nd.

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#2
a piss

sneezes are annoying and bothersome

EDIT: damn, OP didn't have choices.
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#3
Taking a poop, then as its coming out, suck it back up... let it ride for a few minutes then when you cant hold it anymore, let her go... best feeling ever.
#4
a long piss by a long shot. nothing quiet like it really.
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#5
Well, I remember sneezing whilst pissing once, that was incredible. Extremely unhygienic, but incredible.

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#8
poo can be good, sometimes I get some nice poo-phoria.

any of 'em but itches. itches ar e annoying as ****.
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#10
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Taking a poop, then as its coming out, suck it back up... let it ride for a few minutes then when you cant hold it anymore, let her go... best feeling ever.

What. The. ****.
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#12
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Taking a poop, then as its coming out, suck it back up... let it ride for a few minutes then when you cant hold it anymore, let her go... best feeling ever.


oh, yeah

taking a piss feels good to me
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#13
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Taking a poop, then as its coming out, suck it back up... let it ride for a few minutes then when you cant hold it anymore, let her go... best feeling ever.


also known as anal sex
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#15
Probably sneezing. But, taking a real good crap can feel pretty awesome. But, it has to be one of those nice ones. Like when you wipe, there's barely anything on the toilet paper.
#17
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also known as anal sex


Its not anal sex. that would mean a wiener was in my poop cutter going in an out for sexual stimulation... this is me holding a poo poo in a long as possible. Under your understanding taking a poop would make you gay, are you sir in fact gay?
#18
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Taking a poop, then as its coming out, suck it back up... let it ride for a few minutes then when you cant hold it anymore, let her go... best feeling ever.


this statement is quite ironic considering your avatar
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#19
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this statement is quite ironic considering your avatar


An avatar saying homosexuals are so gay and pooping are not the same thing...
#20
How can a sneeze feel good?
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#21
Pissing, just feels right.
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#22
usually pissing, but If it's been a while since I've taken a dump then that.

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#23
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this statement is quite ironic considering your avatar


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#25
nothing feels better than a good poop after holding it for a few hours
#26
poo can be good, sometimes I get some nice poo-phoria.
XD!

I voted taking a poo especially after having an urge for awhile and it comes out smooth with lots of poo. Not mentioned, but getting under blankets when it's cold is a nice feeling.
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