#1
this kid's grandma walked in on him trying to put his penis in his own butthole

he got grounded

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I believe in Rock and Roll. Can I get an Amen?

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A drunk guy on the the bus asked me if i remembered the 60's. I told him i was 17 then he told me that everyone remembers the 60's.

I thought about it, and frankly, I couldn't fault his logic.
#4
Qu'est-ce qu'un homme étrange.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





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My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#5
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Was it you?

It was you.

it was him!
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#10
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Ironbodom, I hate you.

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damnit Ironbodom.

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Yes, someone "was ate jam" while they were playing.
Brilliant observation.


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#13
So she helped him out, right?
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


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#14
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If you won't take his word, I can get you some


orly?

wait...

noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Butt seriously, no.
#16
Comon, you people act as if you've never tried to put your wang in your fanny...I know i'm being a sore-ass right now, but you can understand where i'm cumming from.
#18
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Qu'est-ce qu'un homme étrange.


Allow me to translate:
"Incest **** homo strange."

Yep.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


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