#1
So I got one stuck in my throat today at school around 11 and still have it now. I've tried eating, drinking, swallowing, spewing and coughing it up, but none of it seems to work. Although, I'm pretty sure it's dead by now, I found a wing stuck between my tooth. Any suggestions how to get it out?
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#2
send a spider down there to get it

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#5
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This.

I've done it twice.

Three times here. Never fails!
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#7
Quote by EMGs_rule
send a spider down there to get it

Bad idea man. I heard this story about an old lady who did the same thing, turns out she had to send a bird down to get the spider, a cat for the bird, the list went on. No one really knows what happened to her in the end, but theres speculation that she didn't pull through the ordeal. Perhaps she died? Who knows.

Just sayin'.
#8
read this book, its all you need to know



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/ )' a a `( \
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THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A PIG
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#9
yesterday I caught a wasp in a beer bottle and managed to get him properly drunk off the few drops left in the bottom
#10
Quote by Go Square Go!
Bad idea man. I heard this story about an old lady who did the same thing, turns out she had to send a bird down to get the spider, a cat for the bird, the list went on. No one really knows what happened to her in the end, but theres speculation that she didn't pull through the ordeal. Perhaps she died? Who knows.

Just sayin'.

Yeah, but that was long ago. We have the Spider IV now, it's so much more effective.
#12
Ummm leave it there, forever?

And then when its millions of family notice you have it in you, theyll come to save it and you can have a whole army inside you.

And when people give you ****, you can shoot flies out your mouth.


Pretty cool huh?
#13
Quote by PaulyVengeance
lol, this story nearly made me gag.

a wing stuck between your teeth? Blergh!

I know hey, it's festy. Any serious suggestions?
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#14
Might be stuck in your windpipe, not your throat.

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#15
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I know hey, it's festy. Any serious suggestions?

Theres really nothing you can do but wait...same as when u get popcorn or whatever else stuck in the back of your throat. it will fade away
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#16
Eat lots of chinese take away from the poorest suburb you can find....
It'll come out one hole or another.
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#17
Quote by Le_Bunny
There was a UGer that swallowed a fly.

I don't know why he swallowed a fly.

Perhaps he'll die.



TS ate a fly
I don't really know why, though
Perhaps he will die


Edit:
Crap.
Didnt realize this was so old.
I linked to it from another thread.
#18
Quote by Shredoftheday
So I got one stuck in my throat today at school around 11 and still have it now. I've tried eating, drinking, swallowing, spewing and coughing it up, but none of it seems to work. Although, I'm pretty sure it's dead by now, I found a wing stuck between my tooth. Any suggestions how to get it out?

This isn't working? You're really good at it, though.
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#19
Ahem.

That would be "Flies."

Thank you.
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#20
How about you swallow a Line 6 Spider to go after it?
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