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#1
So my friend's getting into some big stress issues cus his family's being on his nerves all the time, and he said he wants to start smoking to relive stress. Doesn't care about health btw so yeah..

Please tell me how to convince him not to start :/
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#3
Give him a handjob.

Then punch him in the balls.


Tell him that's what it'll be like.

Awkward at first but feels good.

Will **** him up in the end.
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#5
Is he retarded or something...? That's like taking up eating painkillers to stop hunger.

Tell him to take up weed, if anything...
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#7
He does know that Cigarettes contain Nicotine?

And that Nicotine speeds up the heart beat.

Therefore, not relaxing him at all?
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#9
I would much more advise weed or oxycontin for his vices.
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He does know that Cigarettes contain Nicotine?

And that Nicotine speeds up the heart beat.

Therefore, not relaxing him at all?


nicotine does relieve anxiety and depression, but only in smokers. the only reason it does id because having a cigarette refills their nicotine craving, making them "feel" calmer. in non smokers speeds everything up. its a stimulant.
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#11
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Is he retarded or something...? That's like taking up eating painkillers to stop hunger.

Tell him to take up weed, if anything.
..

+1

cigs just make you more nervous, dude.
#12
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nicotine does relieve anxiety and depression, but only in smokers. the only reason it does id because having a cigarette refills their nicotine craving, making them "feel" calmer. in non smokers speeds everything up. its a stimulant.


Thats what I meant. I didn't mention the other bit, cus I knew he wasn't a current smoker.

But yeah, this guys sums it up.
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#13
Pass him a joint.
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#14
It could be he is just trying to look for an outlet to "rebel", possibly.

which is idiotic, to rebel just for the sake of rebelling, and a totally unoriginal one at that.


p.s. and I call them 'fags' it sounds more English
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Thats what I meant. I didn't mention the other bit, cus I knew he wasn't a current smoker.

But yeah, this guys sums it up.


This

+ TS remind him, when he becomes addicted, quiting is so f*cking hard! (I should know )
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#17
Tell him to face his problems, not attempt to hide behind something that will inevitably kill him.
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#18
Tell him to smoke weed. Better stress relief, better taste, no health hazard. WTF is he thinking? does he really want himself a pair of black lungs?
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#20
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Tell him to smoke weed. Better stress relief, better taste, no health hazard. WTF is he thinking? does he really want himself a pair of black lungs?

No health hazard? WTF are you thinking?
#21
It's his choice.
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#22
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No health hazard? WTF are you thinking?


No health hazard is a pretty silly thing to say.


But relatively, smoking weed does less damage to the health than smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol.
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#23
Today is the first day I haven't smoked in years. And I'm doing it in order to pay for my new guitar. The amount of money your friend will spend if he takes up smoking is ridiculous.

I don't care about the health factor, either. But less money=more stress, and so does having to smoke outside when it's freezing out just because people don't want you smoking while watching District 9, the sons of bitches. The simplest way to explain to your friend why he doesn't need to take up smoking.. I live in Missouri, which sells some of the cheapest cigarettes in the country. And I still pay 150 dollars a month on cigarettes.
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#24
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No health hazard is a pretty silly thing to say.


But relatively, smoking weed does less damage to the health than smoking cigarettes and drinking alcohol.


The votes still aren't in on that one...
A lot of researchers say that smoking pure weed causes 6 - 12 times more damage to your lungs as sigarettes
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#25
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Today is the first day I haven't smoked in years. And I'm doing it in order to pay for my new guitar. The amount of money your friend will spend if he takes up smoking is ridiculous.

I don't care about the health factor, either. But less money=more stress, and so does having to smoke outside when it's freezing out just because people don't want you smoking while watching District 9, the sons of bitches. The simplest way to explain to your friend why he doesn't need to take up smoking.. I live in Missouri, which sells some of the cheapest cigarettes in the country. And I still pay 150 dollars a month on cigarettes.


Nothing, I repeat, nothing should distract people from watching the awesomeness which is that movie.

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The votes still aren't in on that one...
A lot of researchers say that smoking pure weed causes 6 - 12 times more damage to your lungs as sigarettes


Links? All the data I've seen of that statement has been flawed.
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#26
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Nothing, I repeat, nothing should distract people from watching the awesomeness which is that movie.


Links? All the data I've seen of that statement has been flawed.

Then they either need to let me smoke in theaters, stop the movie for five minutes every hour, or I need to quit smoking.
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#27
Kensai is right, all of the data I've seen for I=Cookie's arguments are government-run, and want you to think that weed is that bad.
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#28
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Then they either need to let me smoke in theaters, stop the movie for five minutes every hour, or I need to quit smoking.


If you quit smoking you'll have more money, so you can see the movie more times in theatre!
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#29
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Kensai is right, all of the data I've seen for I=Cookie's arguments are government-run, and want you to think that weed is that bad.

As opposed to the studies performed by Jerry Garcia and Tommy Chong.
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#30
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If you quit smoking you'll have more money, so you can see the movie more times in theatre!

Nuh uh, I just bought a Taylor and I need to be able to keep it. So at least until January, all the money I save from not smoking goes towards that.
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#31
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Kensai is right, all of the data I've seen for I=Cookie's arguments are government-run, and want you to think that weed is that bad.

The point remains most people cant afford to smoke blunts and need to smoke with some kind of tobacco.
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As opposed to the studies performed by Jerry Garcia and Tommy Chong.


this!

And since I already knew you were going to ask that, I searched for a while...

But if the comment is already given that it's al government controlled, why should I even bother to post it?
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#33
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Nuh uh, I just bought a Taylor and I need to be able to keep it. So at least until January, all the money I save from not smoking goes towards that.


Good on you for setting goals

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this!

And since I already knew you were going to ask that, I searched for a while...

But if the comment is already given that it's al government controlled, why should I even bother to post it?


Humour me...
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#34
Share a joint together. Some of the best ideas of manking come from sharing a joint
#35
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Humour me...


Always

http://www.vancouversun.com/health/Smoking+causes+much+damage+tobacco+Study/1863288/story.html


Once again I'm not saying that it's true, but you can't rule out anything... one of the articles I encountered stated that the body was not designed to inhale smoke, wether it was from cigarettes, weed or any kind of other substance...

Smoking (no matter what kind of smoking) is just bad for you...

(and no I'm not being a little angel, I've been addicted for 10 years already )
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#36


Durr Durr i iz so stressed ouuut i need teh smokez..
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Always

http://www.vancouversun.com/health/Smoking+causes+much+damage+tobacco+Study/1863288/story.html

(and no I'm not being a little angel, I've been addicted for 10 years already )


You said it was many more time dangerous than cigarettes though, which has been studied and not really proven.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana#Health_issues_and_the_effects_of_cannabis

Here's the general diagram on health/dpendence.



I have to shower hence the short post but I'll be back if this thread continues.

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Once again I'm not saying that it's true, but you can't rule out anything... one of the articles I encountered stated that the body was not designed to inhale smoke, wether it was from cigarettes, weed or any kind of other substance...

Smoking (no matter what kind of smoking) is just bad for you...


That's true yeah.
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#38
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The point remains most people cant afford to smoke blunts and need to smoke with some kind of tobacco.

you can always grow your own, all you need is a greenhouse and some seeds, make sure to water it regularly.
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#39
One phrase sums up your pussy-like "I wanna help everyone" California attitude.

"Don't drink, don't smoke, eat healthy, die anyway."
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#40
Who starts smoking to relieve stress? The only acceptable reason to start smoking is because of how cool it makes you. Dont tell him not to start, tell him to come up with a better justification for starting.
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