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#1
Should I grow a beard?

And before you go rushing my to my profile picture to see if it would suit, I've recently had a hair cut.

Unfortunately this is the best photo I can offer of my current hair length ish. This was taken back in February. And I was drunk.



If I don't grow a beard I will grow my goatee back, but still. My beard will be like a handle bar because that's how it grows and I don't like upper lip hair.
#2
No free speech for you.
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#3
Go for it, I think it would match and worst case scenario, you have to shave it off.

EDIT: I am also disappointed you are not actually a polar bear
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#4
Grow your pubes
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#6
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Go for it, I think it would match and worst case scenario, you have to shave it off.

EDIT: I am also disappointed you are not actually a polar bear

I'm growing my goatee back. I shaved it off last night and now I really miss it but I thought I might take up the opportunity maybe.
#7
Grow it. If you don't like it, you can trim it back to a goatee, or keep going allo the way to a full Billy Gibbons awesomeness.
#10
Women cant grow awesome beards. Are you a woman Clyde? No?

Grow that shiz.
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#11
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I don't know...chicks don't really look good with beards...


O RLY?

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#12
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O RLY?



*scrolls up, scrolls down*

Ugh, Torn.
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#13
Do it! Beards are awesome. If it looks bad, you can just go back to the goatee, like the guy above said.

I'm actually growing my beard out, too. Yesterday should be the last shave I'll have for a long time.
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O RLY?


Hello, bridesmaid. Like the beard, gives me something to hang on to.
#17
Yes. When a man asks if he should grow a beard, the answer is always yes, no matter what the circumstances.
#18
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Yes. When a man asks if he should grow a beard, the answer is always yes, no matter what the circumstances.


What if he contracts an incurable brain disease on doing so?
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#19
If your beard would be thick and full, not all patchy and stuff, then go for it.
#20
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What if he contracts an incurable brain disease on doing so?

The he'd best grow the mightiest beard he can in the time he has left.
#22
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What if he contracts an incurable brain disease on doing so?

Then he will grow it and die.

Imagine having a beard so manly it killed you. Awesome? I thought so.
#25
Do it, i have had mine for like 5 months, but have trimmed it here and there...
but do it!
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O RLY?



Id still tap that ass...


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#27
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Id still tap that ass...




I like her better with the beard.

Looks a tad more natural.
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#28
To all you men who said to be growing a beard...

Pics or GTFO (not right now, but in a couple of weeks )
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#30
I think you should because you look like you're about 14 in that picture, no offence
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#31
I have some suggestions as to what beard you should go for:



















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#33
Grow it. Pic of my goatee here.


And pic of almost shaven (little wisps of crap growth) on profile pic.
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#35
If you have to ask you're not ready for the power of the beard.
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#36
Anyone else catch the double-post within the post of teh unfunny beard pictures?
#37
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Anyone else catch the double-post within the post of teh unfunny beard pictures?


Yes, but only because you mentioned it.
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#38
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Yes, but only because you mentioned it.

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#40
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Hello, bridesmaid. Like the beard, gives me something to hang on to.


I like the beard too, it reminds me of Brian Blessed.

I would grow the beard, because otherwise you'd look so young and would have to take ID everywhere!
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