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HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!

Today, as some of you may know, is talk like a pirate day. Totally ninja free.

All ye who would like to share a tale of theft, drunkenness, scurvy, discovery or any pirate themed adventures, go forth and speak. Got a pirate song you would like to sing? Sing it. Even just sit back and drink rum while you read.

Just have fun being a pirate!!
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I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"


If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
#2
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Wanna hear a Pirate joke?
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#3
Hello..I am a pirate.


Arr.
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You sick bastard.



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#4
Arrgh and stuff.
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#5
arrrr.. ahoy maties....

wherrrrrre is my rummmmm!!
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#6
Ninjas FTW!
Pardon me while I burst into flames.
I've had enough of the world and its people's mindless games.
So pardon me while I burn and rise above the flame.
#7
Worst day of the year.
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#9
Arr it be your day in the barrel.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#10
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices the pirate has a ship's steering wheel in his pants. He asks the pirate, "Sir, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" and the Pirate replies, "Arrrgh!!! It's been drivin' me nuts!".

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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#11
So urrr, one day me n me pirate crew be on me great wooden ship, when all o a sudden, there be a great slate of a boat with ther vikings!
We be joining together n steelin de loot!
Call me Sean
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He's just trying to protect our innocence.


Yes i am
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#13
an i get on top this time
can i get on top this time
it would be so divine to come up for air
and stare at your rock 'n roll poster
from your creaky four poster
close my eyes cut me loose and sail

my name is lady love at last
and a pirate has me chained to the mast
his name is mad dog ives
and i'm frightened by his thighs
he'd like to cut my dress with his cutlass
and thoroughly dishonor my distress
his face a cruel mask he grows bolder
as he strains me against his powerful shoulder
his mates all cry so it's a dirty girl
tell the world she loves it
don't you know she wants more, what a *****
this lady love a long one
show the lady how it's done
long john big enough
can't you see she likes it rough
give her hair a yank
make her walk the plank
no no i won't go you can't make me go no no oh oh oh

you'll never guess where i've just been
and you'll never know
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#14
Quote by Momentosis
A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender notices the pirate has a ship's steering wheel in his pants. He asks the pirate, "Sir, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" and the Pirate replies, "Arrrgh!!! It's been drivin' me nuts!".




Bwhahaha.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#16
aye, all you landlubbers should abandon this ship immedeatly or you shall be walking the plank!!
#18
Quote by rabidguitarist
Worst day of the year.


So bitter.. Pirates bring back bad memories do they?

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
#19
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So bitter.. Pirates bring back bad memories do they?

Yeah, I got raped by an owl.

Actually, no, that's not in any way relevant. I don't know why I typed that.
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#20
Quote by rabidguitarist
Yeah, I got raped by an owl.

Actually, no, that's not in any way relevant. I don't know why I typed that.


Quoted before edit.


fffffffuuuuuuuuu...

I mean

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#21
Quote by -xCaMRocKx-
So bitter.. Pirates bring back bad memories do they?


Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#22
Quote by rabidguitarist
Yeah, I got raped by an owl.

Actually, no, that's not in any way relevant. I don't know why I typed that.


It... it isn't an owl...

there is no owl...

there never was an owl...

it was...

was an...

...
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#23
Quote by Venice King
This be stupid


You be funny!

And FTR: arrr this topic beith the funny one...

Now, where's that rum?
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banned cause im fine because of your avatar! it blasts happyness everytime i see it!!

definitly the best avatar ever I=Cookie


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#24
Arr, today be Friday.

Who's ready to get fuckered up?


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#26
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Sorry to rain on your parade, but Pirate Day is tomorrow...

Wikipedia says so.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#27
Quote by fonkeymonkey
Sorry to rain on your parade, but Pirate Day is tomorrow...

Wikipedia says so.


Yeah but i'm in Australia so it isn't.
Quote by Jaymz_515
I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"


If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
#28
I still have 8.5 hrs to go until I get there!
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#29
Tomorrow? LET DOWN! Way to get my hopes up and then destroy them, TS.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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It's you
#30
Quote by fonkeymonkey
Sorry to rain on your parade, but Pirate Day is tomorrow...

Wikipedia says so.

This extends the possible celebrations. The Pit is nothing if not international.
Ye scurvy lubber, ye!
Splice the cornflakes! Keelhaul the toast!
#31
**** it its pirate day somewhere.

the night was dark
the seas were rough
the port lay straight ahead
the booze ran out
the men grew tired
and this is what they said:
"captain if you cannot find a place to set her down
then you'll be sleeping right along this vessel in the ground"

well the jolly roger pulled through
and made it to the land
we disembarked
went into town with vengence in our hand
the children cried
the women sighed
the men would turn their heads
so with a smile we chated loud and this is what we said

"ooohhoooh
raise'em in the air
we'll knock you up
and slap you down
and never seem to care
ooohooohh
another one for me
we're the filthy vermin
that will set you people free"

with nothing left for us to drink
the night was winding down
but still the girls kept swaggering
and still hanging around
oh! mister can you tell me where i can find a man
the only thing that you'll find's the back side of my hand!

"ooohhoooh
raise'em in the air
we'll knock you up
and slap you down
and never seem to care
ooohooohh
another one for me
we're the filthy vermin
that'll set you people free
we're the filthy vermin
that'll set you people free
ooohhoooh
raise'em in the air
we'll knock you up
and slap you down
and never seem to care
ooohooohh
another round for me
we're the filthy vermin
that will set you people free
we're the filthy vermin
that will set you people free "
"Oh, if i could kidnap that feeling, the one that melts all fears from your mind."
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i thought you meant there was some ancient indian spirit named desi who would come and haunt me during my trip.
#32
Quote by MightyAl
This extends the possible celebrations. The Pit is nothing if not international.
Ye scurvy lubber, ye!
Splice the cornflakes! Keelhaul the toast!


Arr matey, couldn't have put it better meself.

Quote by Jaymz_515
I pretend I'm a huge spider laying eggs, then when I flush the toilet I fall to floor screaming "MY CHILLLDRENN!! NOOOO!"


If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
- Mitch Hedberg
#35
Quote by technicolour
It's actually act like a ninja day

What, you mean spending all your time alone, having no friends and no sex?


I do that all year.
#36
Hey! Hey! I Want More Wenches
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#37
Quote by MightyAl
What, you mean spending all your time alone, having no friends and no sex?


I do that all year.



Hahaha.


I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#38
A pirate and his friend are walking along the a cliff, unfortunately the pirates friend falls off. The pirate shouts down to the bottom "ARRRRRRRRR" you ok?

meh
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This man speaks the truth.
#39
Quote by ghandi andy
A pirate and his friend are walking along the a cliff, unfortunately the pirates friend falls off. The pirate shouts down to the bottom "ARRRRRRRRR" you ok?

meh

ಠ_ಠ
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#40
Quote by ghandi andy
A pirate and his friend are walking along the a cliff, unfortunately the pirates friend falls off. The pirate shouts down to the bottom "ARRRRRRRRR" you ok?

meh


ಠ_ಠ
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
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