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#1
The other day I had a dream I banged this girl...and in the dream she had a penis.
will someone tell me wtf is wrong with me?
p.s. i am 110% straight.
#2
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The other day I had a dream I banged this girl...and in the dream she had a penis.
will someone tell me wtf is wrong with me?
p.s. i am 110% straight.

Not anymore...
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#3
You are an attention hoe is all.
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You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#4
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Your an attention ***** is all.


Nahhh...I wouldn't want attention on a ****ing website.
I'm bored at school.
Loser.
#7
You think that's bad? You should of had the dream I had a while ago
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#8
Quote by david.got.skeez
The other day I had a dream I banged this girl...and in the dream she had a penis.
will someone tell me wtf is wrong with me?
p.s. i am 110% straight.



Seriously you just have curiosity issues, it doesn't mean you will end up gay, it just means if you do end up with a woman, she'll be wearing a strap-on or she'll be a South African athlete.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#10
I was expecting a story about some Lesbian hippie ****ing..
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#12
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Nahhh...I wouldn't want attention on a ****ing website.
I'm bored at school.
Loser.



Whats that? ...HO!

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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#13
it's just a dream get over it


I like how you put dream instead of nightmare it's like you wanted her to have a penis
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#15
One of my ex's keeps appearing in my dreams and seducing me
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#19
I would think of a joke linking the abbreviation TS as in Topic Starter with TS as in Transsexual but I'm tired. Someone else do it for me.
*parp*
#20
Yeah, just your saying that you're 110% percent straight leads me to believe that you're actually pretty gay.
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thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
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#21
I think you just wanna try sex in the ass, if she had a dick then you had no option but to buttf*** that bitch into next week. Either that or your gonna go through a strap on phase, your missus will love doing you in the ass!
#23
Whether you're gay or not, that's just f ckin wierd. However this topic brings a rather interesting dicussion piece to mind (in a oddly perverted way). If you f ck a hermaphrodite, does that make you wierd or just gay? I say it's pretty wierd and incredibly gay. There's no way in hell I'd do it.
Some people just wanna watch the world burn. Wanna join me when I take my turn to pour the gas, light the match, see your world flip upside down and drop until it's inside out?
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#24
Who doesnt like a little tranny lovin from time to time.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#26
The 10% included with that 100% reverses the effect of 100% and instead makes you 9000% GAY!
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#27
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Not anymore...


did she bang you....

if so then Kensai is right.

If not then something is clearly wrong here.
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#29
dude, that doesn't mean a thing. While your sleeping, your brain processes all the information it gets during the day. In the final sleeping stage, you start to dream, so you'll 'experience' all the information that's being processed. The things you see are mixed pieces of info. This can result in rather weird situations. So don't worry!! Dreams have almost nothing to do with reality.
es zien of ik geband wordt door nederlandse schuttaal :p

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#30
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dude, that doesn't mean a thing. While your sleeping, your brain processes all the information it gets during the day. In the final sleeping stage, you start to dream, so you'll 'experience' all the information that's being processed. The things you see are mixed pieces of info. This can result in rather weird situations. So don't worry!! Dreams have almost nothing to do with reality.


unless of course, you are Nostradamus and can see the future. Are you....?
VERY METAL!
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RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#31
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Seriously you just have curiosity issues, it doesn't mean you will end up gay, it just means if you do end up with a woman, she'll be wearing a strap-on or she'll be a South African athlete.


Well played.
#32
Quote by david.got.skeez
The other day I had a dream I banged this girl...and in the dream she had a penis.
will someone tell me wtf is wrong with me?
p.s. i am 110% straight.


Insecure much?
#33
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unless of course, you are Nostradamus and can see the future. Are you....?

I wish I was :p And I hope that the dude who started this thread isn't
es zien of ik geband wordt door nederlandse schuttaal :p

tieten, klootzak, hoereeeeh!
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#34
The fact you said it was a dream and not a nightmare says much about your sexual orientation.
#35
Quote by david.got.skeez

pms. i am 110% straight.

Fixed for you, my friend.
#36
Sex thread.

Obviously, the extra 10% has gone past the possible amount of straightness and has become 10% homosexuality. Or I'll pull a Freud and say you just want to bang a combination of your mother and your father.
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#37
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Seriously you just have curiosity issues, it doesn't mean you will end up gay, it just means if you do end up with a woman, she'll be wearing a strap-on or she'll be a South African athlete.


Wait.



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#38
You're down to 40% straight, my friend.


Dreams don't go the way you want. Sometimes, i end up just kissing the oh so hot girl in my dream, not banging her till the sun don't shine and moon don't glow.
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i've yet to see somebody overthink something as incredibly as you just have

#40
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I dreamt that I made out with John Barrowman. I don't feel your pain.

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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
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