haha nice. your own post maybe? just a guess
That guy was probably trippin balls when he typed that up...
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That guy was probably trippin balls when he typed that up...

bitch be trippen balls
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haha nice. your own post maybe? just a guess

Nah, I just thought it was funny. Have been looking for a guitar and would buy that, but I don't live in Melbourne.

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I lol'd heartily.

I laughed at the comment someone left. And the reply xD
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I laughed at the comment someone left. And the reply xD

Yeah the russel crowe thing was quite good.
Here's a better sales pitch:

Hi I am selling this (insert bidding item) to future rock stars, bluesbreakers, folkmen, tricks, and metalheads. I used this effect for years and it was a reliable pedal, I used to be in a band called "Simple Tone" a Christian band that we played to mentally challenged children. We were a Simple Plan cover band but when we were looking for a drummer, my friend Len told me about a drummer named Armando who played for a church downtown. So we visited the church and the presence of God touched our hearts and from that point we realized that we must play 2 chord songs for the mentally challenged. We made such small time hits like "We're Having Meatloaf Tonight?" This pedal will rock your socks off whether you play Christian/pseudo/ambigious/rock music or just rock music in general.

A real add placed in my local papers classified section, I wonder how much he paid for that much space
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LOL nice. I liked the bit about hiding it with the black case you get
This will start a RIOT! in me