#3
haha nice. your own post maybe? just a guess
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#5
That guy was probably trippin balls when he typed that up...
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#10
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That guy was probably trippin balls when he typed that up...

bitch be trippen balls
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#12
The guitar for fifteen dollars plus six used strings for free!!! You have to admit, it's a hell of a deal.
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#13
I roftlmaool ed.

1 illegall busking performance :P
:lol:
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#15
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haha nice. your own post maybe? just a guess



Nah, I just thought it was funny. Have been looking for a guitar and would buy that, but I don't live in Melbourne.
#16
Stats

1906 gigs in front of a mirror in the bedroom

193 gigs at bbq

311 drunken jams

1 illegal busking performance in Dubrovnik


I lol'd heartily.
#17
lmao.

I laughed at the comment someone left. And the reply xD
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#18
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lmao.

I laughed at the comment someone left. And the reply xD


Yeah the russel crowe thing was quite good.
#21
Here's a better sales pitch:

Hi I am selling this (insert bidding item) to future rock stars, bluesbreakers, folkmen, tricks, and metalheads. I used this effect for years and it was a reliable pedal, I used to be in a band called "Simple Tone" a Christian band that we played to mentally challenged children. We were a Simple Plan cover band but when we were looking for a drummer, my friend Len told me about a drummer named Armando who played for a church downtown. So we visited the church and the presence of God touched our hearts and from that point we realized that we must play 2 chord songs for the mentally challenged. We made such small time hits like "We're Having Meatloaf Tonight?" This pedal will rock your socks off whether you play Christian/pseudo/ambigious/rock music or just rock music in general.

A real add placed in my local papers classified section, I wonder how much he paid for that much space
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#22
LOL nice. I liked the bit about hiding it with the black case you get
This will start a RIOT! in me