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#1
watch this please


its happening soon..

and it will be the end of our world.


call it a conspiracy.. but youve been warned.


poopsedit: TL; DW

the global govs are controlling food.. and were all fvcked.

they plan on re-legalizing a good handful of currently illegal pesticides and illegalizing all good vitamins and minerals.


they PLAN on AT LEAST 3 billion deaths after what is going down on DECEMBER 31ST 2009.

they want to make good vitamins and minerals illegal. and it goes down in a few months.
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#4
Eight minutes eh? Nah, I'm watching hockey. Summarize it for us.

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#7
boo hoo, the end of the world.

the world doesnt need humans, let us go extinct and be done with it.
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#9
Most boring video EVER
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+1000000

stop saying that the world is going to end, shances are it wont happen and they'll end up saying "we miscalculated"
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#11
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+1000000

stop saying that the world is going to end, shances are it wont happen and they'll end up saying "we miscalculated"



and if not, there is no reason to waste our little lives worrying about it. If the world is going to end, we have NO control over it, so take off you tin-foil hat and go outside for fvcks sake.
#13
TL;DW

the global gov is controlling food.. and were all fvcked.

they plan on re-legalizing a good handful of currently illegal pesticides and illegalizing all good vitamins and minerals.


they PLAN on AT LEAST 3 billion deaths after what is going down on DECEMBER 31ST 2009.
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#14
That was incredibly boring, but I watched it all.. Sounds like crap.
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#15
twenty seconds in and I wanted to hit myself in the head with a hammer.


Also the world has been ending for years so im not believing it until a giant fireball is an inch away from my face.
#16
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they PLAN on AT LEAST 3 billion deaths after what is going down on DECEMBER 31ST 2009.

Which is...?

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#17
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TL;DW

the global gov is controlling food.. and were all fvcked.

they plan on re-legalizing a good handful of currently illegal pesticides and illegalizing all good vitamins and minerals.


they PLAN on AT LEAST 3 billion deaths after what is going down on DECEMBER 31ST 2009.



Lost intrest right there.


Here ya go:
#18
this isnt about the end of the world you dolts.


this is about THE END OF US. THE END OF COMMON PEOPLE.

the elite are trying to kill us off. by controlling our food.


get your attention span back for just today, and watch this. at least part 3 if you dont watch anything else.
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#19
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TL;DW

the global gov is controlling food.. and were all fvcked.

they plan on re-legalizing a good handful of currently illegal pesticides and illegalizing all good vitamins and minerals.


they PLAN on AT LEAST 3 billion deaths after what is going down on DECEMBER 31ST 2009.


That just might be the most boring way ever to end the world.

Luckily it sounds like utter bull.

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this isnt about the end of the world you dolts.




rly

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its happening soon..

and it will be the end of our world.


Quote by Early Cuyler

this is about THE END OF US. THE END OF COMMON PEOPLE.

the elite are trying to kill us off. by controlling our food.


get your attention span back for just today, and watch this. at least part 3 if you dont watch anything else.


There's more than one part?
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#20
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That just might be the most boring way ever to end the world.

Luckily it sounds like utter bull.



watch the link.. and follow on.


listen to the professional.. not me.
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#22
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Which is...?



watch the damn video.. im not going to paraphrase everything.


youre probably part of the 3 billion they assume to die.. and me too.
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#23
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watch the link.. and follow on.


listen to the professional.. not me.


Since when did boring people to death become a profession?

You'd think the 'end of the world' would be an exciting topic, yet she manages to make it sound as interesting as changing strings on a FR.
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Since when did boring people to death become a profession?



youre a troll.

watch the video and learn something.


or are you too wrapped up in being a pit monkey?
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#25
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this isnt about the end of the world you dolts.


this is about THE END OF US. THE END OF COMMON PEOPLE.


the elite are trying to kill us off. by controlling our food.

get your attention span back for just today, and watch this. at least part 3 if you dont watch anything else.


If these "elite" are going to kill us off, they'll have nothing left to exploit for their own gain. So why do it in the first place?

See, this is full of holes.
#26
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watch the link.. and follow on.


listen to the professional.. not me.
Dude, my fucking 1 year old Shitzu is more intelligent than this theory.
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#27
the video just bored me to death. im now a ghost and have just spoken with God and he says its all cool so calm the hell down
#28
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youre probably part of the 3 billion they assume to die.. and me too.

You know what's even scarier than that? With bonus irony?



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#29
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Dude, my fucking 1 year old Shitzu is more intelligent than this theory.



you obviously havent watched the videos at all.


the turds making their way through my intestines are brighter than you.
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#30
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youre a troll.

watch the video and learn something.


or are you too wrapped up in being a pit monkey?


You do realize at least 3 billion deaths means over half the world's population, right? That signals something to me right there. It's an unrealistic amount, and the world's governments pretty much distrust each other too much to EVER work together in such a fashion. I think that you're the troll. If not that, then VERY gullible.
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#31
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you obviously havent watched the videos at all.
As soon as I heard the governent and the elites were trying to kill us all, I knew it was full of ****.
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the turds making their way through my intestines are brighter than you.
Well, according to you, those turds are poisoned, so enjoy.

Seriously, why would they kill us? What could they profit off of without the working people? This is just an idiotic doomsday theory. Plus, the chick presenting it is fugly.
#32
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watch the damn video.. im not going to paraphrase everything.


youre probably part of the 3 billion they assume to die.. and me too.

the reason you cant paraphrase it is because theyre not actually saying anything. its just a bunch of big scary words that sound good together, but dont actually mean anything. if they were actually saying something, you would be able to reduce it down to a simple statement. but ya cant.

but i didnt get through the starting music, so whatever.
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the reason you cant paraphrase it is because theyre not actually saying anything. its just a bunch of big scary words that sound good together, but dont actually mean anything. if they were actually saying something, you would be able to reduce it down to a simple statement. but ya cant.

but i didnt get through the starting music, so whatever.

That line made me laugh until it hurt!
#34
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youre a troll.

watch the video and learn something.


or are you too wrapped up in being a pit monkey?





I have better things to do than watch a video about the 9999½^5th government conspiracy theory, especially when it is apparently so evil it requires THREE PARTS to explain. If it even does that.


Besides, everyone here seems to agree that she has the tongue of Lucifer, and that her theory is taking the piss.
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You do realize at least 3 billion deaths means over half the world's population, right? That signals something to me right there. It's an unrealistic amount, and the world's governments pretty much distrust each other too much to EVER work together in such a fashion. I think that you're the troll. If not that, then VERY gullible.

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this "conspiracy," if you can call it that, is worse than that irritating chain letter saying MSN is going to make free members pay
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#37
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dont say you werent warned.

dont say anything, because youre a moron.

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#39
CHANCES ARE:

If it's on YouTube, it's not true. You think that the "global government" (which doesn't exist) would let this happen?
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#40
Makin' my tinfoil hat. I'll check back in when it's completed. If I don't come back to this thread assume one of two things 1) I died from this conspiracy theory 2) Couldn't deal with this conspiracy theory shit.
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