#1
Alright, so here comes a little wall of text.
At the beginning of this year, I started attending the local arts school for my city here. Now while getting to know people at the school, I made friends with this kid Marcus, who happens to be bi. Now he was going out with this kid Juan, and up until today they had been going out since before last summer.
But today everything got REALLY wierd between everyone. Me, Marcus, and Juan all have weight training class together, and lately Marcus has been talking to me more than his boyfriend. Generally he's been making Juan jealous the whole time by talking to me, blahblahblah theres a bunch of gay guy drama im notgoing to get into
Anyways, my first real problem is that today Juan broke up with Marcus because of me. Now this poses a quite interestng problem, because Juan happens to be one of the more popular kids at my school, and basically all the girls thought that their relationship was all cute and yaddayadda, soooo whats been happening tonight is about every girl in the high school has been blowing up at me because I ended their relationship.
Second problem.
Marcus likes me. I happen to be straight, and he's told me that he has a HUGE crush on me. And like I have a girlfriend and everything so idk what he's thinking or anything, but he's geting on my ass about how into me he is and just all this junk, and I have no idea what to do about a gay guy barking up my tree
So Pit, suggestions?

tl;dr, I pissed off the most popular kid in my school AND have a queer kid coming after me, what do I do?
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#2
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#4
Hahah ahh middle school.


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Second problem.
Marcus likes me. I happen to be straight, and he's told me that he has a HUGE crush on me. And like I have a girlfriend and everything so idk what he's thinking or anything, but he's geting on my ass about how into me he is and just all this junk, and I have no idea what to do about a gay guy barking up my tree
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Yeah you have fun with that one.
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#5




jk i didn't read that at all

EDIT: after reading it i have decided it must suck to be you
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#7
That's a really ****ing awkward position to be in. I'm not sure you should do anything, just play it out.
#8
Tell him that you aren't gay. It might suck for him but that's the way it is sometimes.
#9
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Second problem.
Marcus likes me. I happen to be straight, and he's told me that he has a HUGE crush on me. And like I have a girlfriend and everything so idk what he's thinking or anything, but he's geting on my ass about how into me he is and just all this junk, and I have no idea what to do about a gay guy barking up my tree



If he's getting on your ass already you have a problem.

Tireedit: Dammit someone already said it right when I edited in my proper quote.
Last edited by Tire Me. at Sep 19, 2009,
#10
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Tell him that you aren't gay. It might suck for him but that's the way it is sometimes.


I dont want to make him mad too though. 2 socially active kids pissed at me=suicide, amirite?
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#11
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but he's geting on my ass about how...


Oh rly?


Sorry, couldn't help it.
#12
Agree to let him suck on your penis and then tell him you're strait. That way, everybody wins.


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#13
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If he's getting on your ass already you have a problem.

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#14
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Tell him that you aren't gay. It might suck for him but that's the way it is sometimes.


Sometimes?
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#17
I say you walk up to the dude and make out with your girlfriend and turn to him and say "Sorry, but I think I'm straight."
#18
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Beat me to it!


Sounds like OP's friend will gladly beat you also.
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#19
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I have no idea what to do about a gay guy barking up my tree
You're making too much out of nothing.
A gay guy is like a dog. No problem if he's barking up your tree.


On the other hand, if he starts humping your leg...
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#20
humor him. it'll all be ok
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#21
Quote by tancanada

Second problem.
Marcus likes me. I happen to be straight, and he's told me that he has a HUGE crush on me. And like I have a girlfriend and everything so idk what he's thinking or anything, but he's geting on my ass about how into me he is and just all this junk, and I have no idea what to do about a gay guy barking up my tree
So Pit, suggestions?

tl;dr, I pissed off the most popular kid in my school AND have a queer kid coming after me, what do I do?


well i guess you will have to cut down your tree
#22
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I say you walk up to the dude and make out with your girlfriend and turn to him and say "Sorry, but I think I'm straight."


Believe me I've done that. He's still convinced that im bicurious or some shit though.
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#23
In order to save your social status, you're going to have to participate in some crazy man sex.

Sorry man, these are the rules of art school.
#25
Quote by tancanada
I dont want to make him mad too though. 2 socially active kids pissed at me=suicide, amirite?
Maybe so. Obviously I don't know your situation as well as you, but if you do let him down then be nice about it. Yeah, I guess maybe just letting it all play out really is your best bet.

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#26
Quote by tancanada
Believe me I've done that. He's still convinced that im bicurious or some shit though.


Well that sucks. I say good luck, hope it turns out good.
Meanwhile, don't get worked up about it. Last thing you want is a fight with a gay guy, he'll throw up discrimination charges. Believe me, I know.
#28
get Marcus to tell all the girls that it wasen't your fault.

Then tell marcus you're straight.


Get laid with a girl.
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#29
Quote by tancanada

Marcus likes me. I happen to be straight, and he's told me that he has a HUGE crush on me. And like I have a girlfriend and everything so idk what he's thinking or anything, but he's geting on my ass about how into me he is and just all this junk, and I have no idea what to do about a gay guy barking up my tree
So Pit, suggestions?

tl;dr, I pissed off the most popular kid in my school AND have a queer kid coming after me, what do I do?



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#30
Cool story, bro.
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#32
Wow... This kind of reminds me of all the drama in secondary school, except that at if you were in the secondary school I went to, your two openly gay friends would have been stabbed by now, but you know what I mean...

Your best bet is probably just to keep making it clear that you are straight and hope that he loses interest. If he doesn't stop after a few weeks then sit him down and make it very clear to him that you aren't interested.
As for your popularity... Who cares. If the system is anything like it is over in Britain then it is almost completely shallow and pointless outside of your close friends.
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Wow... This kind of reminds me of all the drama in secondary school, except that at if you were in the secondary school I went to, your two openly gay friends would have been stabbed by now, but you know what I mean...

Your best bet is probably just to keep making it clear that you are straight and hope that he loses interest. If he doesn't stop after a few weeks then sit him down and make it very clear to him that you aren't interested.
As for your popularity... Who cares. If the system is anything like it is over in Britain then it is almost completely shallow and pointless outside of your close friends.


Well, I go to an arts school. Everyones a flamer here

And I'll try that I guess and see how it goes
Ehh, its nice keeping most everyone on my side though, otherwise bullshit rumors all get out, its allready happened to me twice this year and I dont need any more gossipping bitches in my crap, really.
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#36
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Well, I go to an arts school. Everyones a flamer here


Thats true enough I suppose. I don't suppose it really compares to the shitty state school in Brixton that I went to.

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And I'll try that I guess and see how it goes
Ehh, its nice keeping most everyone on my side though, otherwise bullshit rumors all get out, its allready happened to me twice this year and I dont need any more gossipping bitches in my crap, really.


I can't think of how rumours can really affect you so badly in your nice arts school. Its not like when someone started a rumour about me saying I made a racist joke and I got the shit beat out of me by an angry mob.
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#37
If you have a girlfriend then you have a girlfriend. If another girl were to start hitting on you while you still had said girlfriend, people wouldn't approve. But somehow it's an entirely different story since he's a gay guy. -_-
#38
It's hard to take this seriously... did you get this off of Yahoo! Answers or something?
#39
Same thing happened to me this summer.


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#40
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If a guy wanted to blow me, I'd probably let him. I'm not sure if that counts as bisexuality though.


Im not lettin him touch my wiener >_>

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I can't think of how rumours can really affect you so badly in your nice arts school. Its not like when someone started a rumour about me saying I made a racist joke and I got the shit beat out of me by an angry mob.


Well the high school here has only 600 kids in all attending it, rumors fly around in 4.1 seconds flat here.

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It's hard to take this seriously... did you get this off of Yahoo! Answers or something?


Nah, I could totally prove this to you.
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