Poll: Have you stepped in human **** before?
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View poll results: Have you stepped in human **** before?
Yes
6 11%
No
47 89%
Voters: 53.
#1
Tonight I went to Best Buy with my brother to get some CDs, and as we were walking through the aisles, I noticed I had stepped in ****. In the middle of a BEST BUY. Not like something from a babies diaper or even dog ****, I mean a LOG like a dude dropped a deuce in the middle of the store. I salue whoever did that, it takes brass balls to do that.
Anyone have anything similar happen or am I just unique? lol
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#5
Haha you stepped in another man's ****.

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#7
I knew a guy who used to work at a K-mart, and while restocking, he found a used baby diaper behind some stuff on the shelves.
My friend's brother told me a story about how they found out a guy was whacking it into the donut batter at the dunkin donuts by my house....2 weeks after I had some donuts there.
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#9


Thats great!

A friend once took a dump right on some girls porch but it was the middle of the night. We went to see her in the morning to see their reaction to the crap on the porch.
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How do you just accidentally step in that?

I was looking at CDs and I didn't see it. I don't happen to stare at my feet.

EDIT: No pics, I don't have a camera on me at all times.
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Tonight I went to Best Buy with my brother to get some CDs, and as we were walking through the aisles, I noticed I had stepped in ****. In the middle of a BEST BUY. Not like something from a babies diaper or even dog ****, I mean a LOG like a dude dropped a deuce in the middle of the store. I salue whoever did that, it takes brass balls to do that.
Anyone have anything similar happen or am I just unique? lol
dunno. a poll is in order, dude.


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#16
HOLY CRAP! (pun intended) a friend of mine who works at best buy had this same thing a couple months ago. someone took a duce under the counter in the camera section.
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#17
My friend got really high and took a **** in front of an Abercrombie once. We lol'd. I thought it would have been better had he tried on some pants and shat in there.
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#18
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#19
I took a dump is Best Buy before. Left it in one of the aisles. Some dude steped in it and my life was complete.
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#20
yeah, some guy **** on the floor in a circle pit and i got pushed in and slipped(wobbled...i didnt actually fall) on it. crazy show...
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#21
Here goes,

I was in NJ coming back from the beach when I decided to take a shower in the outdoor shower.

Everything was going fine until I stepped in something squishy which I thought was just some soap or something. I looked down and it was a pile of ****. At first I thought it was from a dog, but then I looked up and saw that the shower curtains had **** all over them.

That's right people, someone took a **** in my shower and then wiped their ass with the curtains. Needless to say I was horrified and washed my foot for a good half hour.
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#23
this reminds me very funny story, one of my mates whos really paranoid about ****ting in public toilets, so he does the whole toilet paper thing around the toilet seat. so he spent a good 5 mins putting the toilet paper around the seat only to not see the massive **** on the ground near the bottome of the toilet that he then dropped his pants into and got all over his feet. good stuff
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#24
I work at a video rental place, and one of the girls that worked there a year ago was being stalked by a dude that worked at a nearby McDonald's. It was innocent enough at first (as innocent as you can be when you're a stalker, I guess); he'd come by, ask when she was scheduled, or he'd come inside and, if she was there, just walk around and try to catch glimpses of her.

One day, he came in and she was working up front. She said that she noticed him staring at her from one of the aisles. Now, these aisles are angled so that it was like a wall for him to stand behind, and all she could see was from his shoulders up. Well, another customer came up and alerted us that he had been molesting himself in the Drama section.

That's right. Now, I don't know if he ever finished, nobody really went back there for a good two weeks. But it's a damn good story to tell the newbies.
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Oh yeah??? Yesterday I saw a grown man riding a small motorcycle, while wearing a Dracula costume.
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