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#1
If anyone's heard Break Apart Her Heart by Good Charlotte they'l know of that theory, that if you wanna keep a girl, you gotta keep her interested by being a s***head to her all the time.

My question is this:
is there anyone here that can vouch for this meathod, or has anyone proved it wrong?

Discuss
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#2
kill her.

she'll never leave you.
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#3
be a dick to her at first. then be real nice to her. the trick is knowing when to switch over.
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#4
It works when you're young

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#5
I'm sorry I started laughing so hard I cried when I read Good Charlotte.
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#6
my meathod is being funny and great in bed. a powerful combination. don't be a douche, that wont last. instead, be intelligent and outwit the douches.

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#8
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My question is this:
is there anyone here that can vouch for this meathod, or has anyone proved it wrong?

Discuss

yep
although the first part of the theorie is right: you have to keep her interested, but you don't need to act like a d*ck to be interesting
#9
Once you get out of the high school dating junk, this does not seem to apply as much.
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#11
Just give her purple nurples on a daily basis,
Should be fun and you can exert your authority.

Win-Win.
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#12
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is there anyone here that can vouch for this meathead, or has anyone proved it wrong?

Discuss


Why sir, you took the words right out of my mouth.

The trick is not to go for cheap gimmicks and just be yourself, contrary to popular belief. If you're doing an act to try and keep somebody interested or impress them, then it isn't you and you would be living a lie; that's weak, son.


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#13
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It works when you're young

It doesn't always work when you're young, but it's the only time it has a chance of working. WHen they get older and mature they won't like it so much
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#17
If you need to act differently (i.e. be an asshole) to keep her, she's not worth it.
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#19
works when you are young. Girls like confidence - when girls become women then they start to go for actual concrete traits besides that.
#20
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You listen to Good Charlotte?



Hearing a song and liking a song are two completely different things.
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#22
it only works if ur a naturl ****head if u try to be a ****head strategically u will fail hard. basically be urself and don't change who u are for 2 wet holes.
#23
Rule #1: all girls are wh0res, no exceptions, except your mothers
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#24
Yes. I am actually with 12 chicks right now having an orgy cause I make sure to treat em like dirt.

In seriousness, generally people treat girls like sh1t when they have no game and go for chicks that have no self-esteem (as in they can bang them easier).
Do whatever I guess, the main thing girls like is confidence. Do whatever you want to I guess, but do it with confidence.

...especially rape
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#25
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Yes. I am actually with 12 chicks right now having an orgy cause I make sure to treat em like dirt.

In seriousness, generally people treat girls like sh1t when they have no game and go for chicks that have no self-esteem (as in they can bang them easier).
Do whatever I guess, the main thing girls like is confidence. Do whatever you want to I guess, but do it with confidence.

...especially rape


i always rape with confidence. YEE HAWWW
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#27
Skip all that **** and go straight to rape.
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Just give her purple nurples on a daily basis,
Should be fun and you can exert your authority.

Win-Win.


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#29
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#30
When I am around my guy friends I act sarcastic, witty, and sensitive.

When I am around women I act sarcastic, witty, and sensitive.

Normally, women take to my personality because they can appreciate someone who is genuine. Well I think thats why I lead a successful love life. I'm not a model or anything.

I've learned that the biggest mistake that 'nice guys' make is treating women like they are from another planet. The thing is that they like to be treated like human beings. So instead of trying to be the guy that you think they might want you to be, act like yourself. Either they'll have similar personality traits, and you'll hit it off, or they'll dislike you and then oh well I guess you won't have to deal with someone who can't appreciate the real you.

I hope this helps TS.
#31
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How about the good old method of being yourself and letting the girl decide if she likes you or not, and not deceiving or manipulating her?

You sick mofo, I bet you're the type that has consensual intercourse in the missionary position.
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#32
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is there anyone here that can vouch for this meathod,
Yep, I can vouch.
If you got a big enough meathod, girls will love you long time, Joe.
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#33
By Jupiter..I think I found the answer to this ever vexing question.

Why do good girls (what what what) like bad guys?


Hey yo boo, why do good girls like bad guys?
Knowin that bad guys tell mad lies?
(and why do) dog niggaz (want a honey wit class? )
sometimes you want more than just a honey wit ass.

Uh, uh
Hey yo, who would ever think that the two would go good
Midtown honey, nigga from the hood
But knock on wood, I got this biatch... excuse me
She dont like to be called a biatch, try not to lose me
The rules we go by, where Im from, she dont know
When I say Im goin around the way, she wont go
(hell no) cmon baby, you aight with me
Tryin to get you, to spend the whole night with me

(but Im a good girl) uhh, thats why I like her
Couldnt treat her like a hoodrat, didnt bite her
Turn a church girl to a straight ruff ryder
Take her to the ramada make it an all nighter
(oh no, I only go to the swiss hotel)
Phuckin with me? I have you in the back of the chevelle
Like what hittin it raw dogg in the butt
You was good this mornin, but tonight you a slut
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#34
ITT; virgins and no-one over the age of 16.

I'm off to cuddle with and maybe bang my gf
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#35
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ITT; virgins and no-one over the age of 16.

I'm off to cuddle with and maybe bang my gf


Enjoy your hand, Tiger.

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#36
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ITT; virgins and no-one over the age of 16.

I'm off to cuddle with and maybe bang my gf
Cool, man.
Be sure to remove any sharp objects from your pockets before the cuddling begins...

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#37
Ummmm no. I'm 15 and even I know that doesn't work. Seriously what kind of relationship would this work in?

Man: Hey bitch, **** you. You suck go get me some pizza

Woman: I love you!!!
#38
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Cool, man.
Be sure to remove any sharp objects from your pockets before the cuddling begins...




On an off note, I've always wondered what its like to have sex with one of those.

Also, how awesome would it be to pop a Viagra and go to town on a chick.
#39
Depends on what the girl likes. some like sappy feminine men. some like total assholes because it keeps it interesting but no not all girls are like that i would assume they grow out of it beyond highschool
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#40
it goes both ways dude

there are stupid immature girls who stick to assholes.. and then there are girls who prefer to be treated nicely.

but yes it is true.... not for all. but yeah, for some.
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