#1
So pit I'm at a wedding, I don't know anyone except for like my parents and there's free beer which I'm really happy about cause I'm only 17 and I look 18 cause of my massive beard (the drinking age where I live is only 18 aha) and pit I was wondering what do you do at weddings were you know no one?
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#2
Hit on the bride.
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#4
Dance like a horny moose. I arrive alone and well, I usually leave alone too, but it's fun while it lasts.
#5
I drink the free booze and throw up onto the bride.
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#7
OT, but I live in manitoba too!

I usually just drink till I feel sick.
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#11
Hit up the free bar and hit on the bride. What else would someone do at a wedding?
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#12
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I drink the free booze and throw up onto the bride.

Surprizingly I was thinking this...
And no I can't hit on the bride for she is my cousin otherwise I would
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#14
find a fit cousin.


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or her mother


Or her niece's son's mother's daughter's mother.
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Or her niece's son's mother's daughter's mother.

pretty sure that would just be her neice
#22
take advantage of the free beer, its a rare occasion and if you dont, hell im coming there and doing it for you!
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#24
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OT, but I live in manitoba too!

I usually just drink till I feel sick.

Lmao I like how you know I live there by the drinking age and I guess its kinda obvious lol
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