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my parents aren't letting me go to the dethklok concert thats coming here because their songs are about murder, can someone help me try to convince them to let me go
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my parents aren't letting me go to the dethklok concert thats coming here because their songs are about murder, can someone help me try to convince them to let me go

That's a stupid reason to not let you go. There.
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#4
Kill Dethklok. Then your parents can't not let you go to the concert, mainly because it wont be happening anymore
#6
Convince them they're actual a metaphor for Peace
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#7
If you can't go because of parents you don't belong at a dethklok concert.
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Tell them Dethklok aren't even a real band, just a sort of comic releif
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#10
Tell them it's a choice between either dethklok or Cannibal Corpse/some pornogrind band.

Of the two choices, I think they'll choose dethklok.



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#11
Murder them. Then drag their corpses to the concert to prove a point.
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Kill your parents, brah.



+1 man. get them to do some roofing, them push the ladder. it'll look like an accident.


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now, on to the serious answer. just tell your parents you're going to the movies with your friends. then hop on the bus and go to the concert
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Tell them it's a choice between either dethklok or Cannibal Corpse/some pornogrind band.

Of the two choices, I think they'll choose dethklok.



Or neither.
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If you can't go because of parents you don't belong at a dethklok concert.


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Pornogrind??
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#18
Just go anyway and deal with the consequences later, after all, what's the worse they can do?
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#20
It's hopeless. You live in a country that's afraid of guns, so there's no way you'll be able to convince your parents. Plus Dethklok is a bunch of crazy Americans trying to act like death-obsessed Northern Europeans.

You'll just have to run away to America when you turn 18. Get good grades so you can get a good scholarship at a university here.

You could try telling your parents not to worry about violence at the concert because everyone there will be too stoned to do anything like that. That should convince them.
#21
fake a kidnapping. a seven year old kid did that this week so he didn't get bad grades
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Or neither.
There is no third option, silly



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#24
Sounds like they've got a pretty solid understanding of Dethklok; you have no hope.
#25
Are you thirteen? Or are your parents just idiots? Either way, sucks to be you. Either find an alternative way to go, or suck it the **** up.
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#26
show them clips of dethklok on youtube. they will see it isn't something to worry about
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It's hopeless. You live in a country that's afraid of guns, so there's no way you'll be able to convince your parents. Plus Dethklok is a bunch of crazy Americans trying to act like death-obsessed Northern Europeans.

You'll just have to run away to America when you turn 18. Get good grades so you can get a good scholarship at a university here.

You could try telling your parents not to worry about violence at the concert because everyone there will be too stoned to do anything like that. That should convince them.



our country likes bow and arrows and crossbows a lot though. im not really sure which one is more met4lz. guns or crossbows.
#31
Tell them that Dethklok is just a band that talks about murder and death but then show them Home Movies(Also by Brandon Small)And explain to them that it's not really that bad.Explain to them that if you have a poem that says the word Death that it's not saying go and kill 10,000 people with an assault Rifle
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our country likes bow and arrows and crossbows a lot though. im not really sure which one is more met4lz. guns or crossbows.
Crossbows that shoot guns that shoot arrows.
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my parents aren't letting me go to the dethklok concert thats coming here because their songs are about murder, can someone help me try to convince them to let me go


Tell them the band is suppost to be funny, the band isn't actually serious about their songs, its just for the lulz.
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listen to better music


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our country likes bow and arrows and crossbows a lot though. im not really sure which one is more met4lz. guns or crossbows.


Actually, Canada has a lot of guns per capita, particularly in the more rural parts. Canadian violence statistics tend to match American violence stats in that there's an inverse relationship between the amount of legal guns and the amount of gun violence, regionally speaking.
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Sorry, but it looks like your parents must have better taste in music than you. Barry Manilow ftw.
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#38
Your parents know too much about the concerts you go to (well want to go to). You're pretty ****ed now but next time don't tell them which band you're going to see or say you're going to see paramore or something.

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Your parents know too much about the concerts you go to (well want to go to). You're pretty ****ed now but next time don't tell them which band you're going to see or say you're going to see paramore or something.


Maybe that works with your parents, but most parents know how to read tickets.

That's a great way to ensure it's your last concert 'till after you leave home.

And if you act like that, you'll probably never be able to afford to go to a concert after you leave home because no one will want to pay you to work for them. Trust is a good thing. It takes a lot to earn trust back after you destroy it. Most employers won't bother.

What comes around goes around.
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