#2
Love those bugger.

They're so damn creepy.
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#3
What the ****
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#5
that is the single most disturbing thing ever, TS you made me shiver...
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#6
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#7
Yeah, that thing is creepy, saw it at Cracked like a month ago.
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#8
It appears to be a parasite that bites off fishes tongues and then replaces it with themselves
#11
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It appears to be a parasite that bites off fishes tongues and then replaces it with themselves


A bit off.

It sucks the blood out of the tongue till the tongue rots away. It then attaches itself to the stub and acts as the tongue.

My bro showed me this thing a couple years ago.
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#13
Why does that fish have teeth?
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#16




It's so funny looking.
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#17
^ I Did Not Need To See That And Now I Can't Unsee It! **** YOU MOMENTOSIS, **** YOU!
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#18
Sorry

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#20
"I guess this really puts a crimp on fish who are fond of being on the receiving end of oral sex."


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#21
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#22
shit looks awesome
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#23
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You're obviously not very desensitized.
#28
that parasite is a jerk
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#29
What's a tounge?
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#30
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What's a tounge?

the thing we use to lick 9V batteries
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#31
I've heard of those things. They're ****ing awesome!
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#32
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You're obviously not very desensitized.


I'm a /b/tard if that puts any perspective on it. I see gore, trannies, BDSM and extreme racism on a regular basis. Don't talk to me about desensitized.

But this... I still can't get over this. No matter how many times I see that 1st pic, it gives me the creeps
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#33
Hey wait a minute..... Fish have no tongues ... dammit we were all just taken for fools.. another animal hoax
#34
I heard about these on SModcast months ago, and then saw it on Cracked, so it's pretty old news to me.

But, yeah, crazy stuff.
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i thought the same thing. fish are apparently zombies now.
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