#1
I was just wondering since this happened to me today. I ripped my shorts at the start of a party. And it was three hours long. And my crush was there. And my friend had no extra pair. AND MY CRUSH WAS THERE. Any similar experiences? Search-barred it btw


EDIT: On accident, sillies
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I walked around all day at school with my entire right pant leg ripped in half from the zipper down. My dick was half hanging out most of the time. Started quite a few conversations.
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#8
It's happened.. no big deal though? Just whip your dick out and go about your business
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#13
I was in paris with some friends and we were jumping poles and my pants caught on the top of the pole and it ripped them. i almost face planted too.
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#14
I read the thread title as 'Anyone here rip their parents shorts'

... I'll be leaving now.
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#15
i ripped my pants at work once. the tear was so large, you could see the butt section of my boxers .


my manager told me to go to the nearby old navy and buy some khakis.
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#16
yeah man i ripped my pants at school once. started at the zipper and went to the knee. it was really cold too lmao.
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i ripped my pants at work once. the tear was so large, you could see the butt section of my boxers .


my manager told me to go to the nearby old navy and buy some khakis.



Mine went halfway down my thigh . And I apologize for being the one-upper that I promised I would never be
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I was just wondering since this happened to me today. I ripped my shorts at the start of a party. And it was three hours long. And my crush was there. And my friend had no extra pair. AND MY CRUSH WAS THERE. Any similar experiences? Search-barred it btw


EDIT: On accident, sillies




I always get ripped jeans because of skating - at the knees.
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#19
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On topic: I don't rip my jeans.
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#20
Hmm well actually now that I remember, a couple of years ago my teacher wanted me to stick something to one of the beams on the ceiling. I got up on a table fine, stuck it up there, put my leg down from the table, *rrrrrrrrrip* ... Some people saw my undies and the teacher was laughing. FML.
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#21
1 hour into an 8 hour shift at my job, i bent over and had at least a 6 inch tear from my ass to my croch...such a bad day
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