#1
Hey, Pit!
Post would you do x to y?
Example: Would you fap in public to meet Steve Vai/Paul Gilbert?

Would you lick peanut butter off a fapping hobo to shake both MAB's hands?

Would you [insert crazy ****] to [fun/fantasy]

Go! =]

EDIT: My english failed.
Would you (something crazy) to (achieve something awesome.)
Last edited by AdrianF1994 at Sep 20, 2009,
#2
I have fapped in public once.
But no body cared.
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#6
Quote by shattamakar
I have fapped in public once.
But no body cared.


Ewwwww! Diducumblud?
#8
Would you make a ridiculous thread that is pretty lame to get profile views.

>_>
#9
Quote by AdrianF1994
Ewwwww! Diducumblud?


No. I came cum.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#10
Would you put your vagina in a penis to unchieve a moregasm?
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#11
Quote by mamosa
Would you make a ridiculous thread that is pretty lame to get profile views.

>_>


Look. I'm just trying to contribute. If you don't like it, then leave. And what good will profile views do me? A false sense of achievement?
#12
Quote by AdrianF1994
Look. I'm just trying to contribute. If you don't like it, then leave. And what good will profile views do me? A false sense of achievement?

Pretty much, yeah.
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We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#14
Umh - Would you deep throat a zebras penis for .... $1?

amidoinitrite?
a little lost.....
#15
Quote by coryklok
This thread is now about the alphabet.



Discuss.

I can't decide if the M or P is better.
EDIT: R or O
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We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#16
Quote by coryklok
This thread is now about the alphabet.



Discuss.


Hmm. I quite like the alphabet. It allows me to use UG.
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#17
Quote by Davo Ownz
Umh - Would you deep throat a zebras penis for .... $1?

amidoinitrite?


Dude..Is a Zebra's penis black or white?




OR STRIPED????
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#18
Quote by shattamakar
Dude..Is a Zebra's penis black or white?




OR STRIPED????


Think about it this way. Zebras are half black and half white.... So which does their dick belong to?!
#19
Quote by shattamakar
Dude..Is a Zebra's penis black or white?




OR STRIPED????


Not sure, answer the question nao.
a little lost.....
#20
Quote by Davo Ownz
Not sure, answer the question nao.



I chckd.

Its black.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#22
Is fapping a European term for
Whacking it?

Never heard that before
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I've decided that Paul Gilbert's hands have no method of communication with his brain. they exist as separate sentient beings each with an IQ of 400.
#23
Quote by Jimi-is-god
Is fapping a term for a europeon term for
Whacking it?

Never heard that before


What sound does masturbation make?
#25
Quote by Davo Ownz
Well - would you?


Hell yea.

Its black for god sakes!

Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#26
Quote by Jimi-is-god
Is fapping a European term for
Whacking it?

Never heard that before


I can't tell if you're serious. If you are, fap is the sound your hand and penis make when you masturbate. So we call it by the sound it makes. It's an onomatopoeia.
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Rhodes Gemini
Fryette Ultra Lead
Peavey 6505
THD Flexi 50

Gibson R0 Prototype
EBMM JP13 Rosewood
Fender CS Mary Kaye

WTLT

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#28
Quote by shmikeyboy
Would you go to a Jonas Brothers concert if you could get head off Adriana Lima?


Yes.
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#29
Quote by shmikeyboy
Would you go to a Jonas Brothers concert if you could get head off Adriana Lima?


What do you THINK? Jimbob.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#31
Quote by coryklok
This thread is now about the alphabet.



Discuss.


You lack the Æ, Ø, and Å!

Quote by shmikeyboy
Would you go to a Jonas Brothers concert if you could get head off Adriana Lima?


No.

And over to a disgusting question that the average pit monkey will answer yes to:

Would you kill a bag of kitten to **** Megan Fox?
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Last edited by sfaune92 at Sep 20, 2009,
#32
Quote by sfaune92
You lack the Æ, Ø, and Å!


No.

And over to a disgusting question that the average pit monkey will answer yes to:

Would you kill a bag of kitten to **** Megan Fox?


Absolutely not..But I would drown Megan Fox if I was allowed the chance to **** a kitten with no legal repercussions.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#33
Quote by shattamakar
Absolutely not..But I would drown Megan Fox if I was allowed the chance to **** a kitten with no legal repercussions.





Me too.
And the "****" can be replaced with anything.
#34
Would you cause a man to be a paraplegic to be able to be the best and most famous guitarist in the world?
#35
Quote by denfilade



Me too.
And the "****" can be replaced with anything.

trust me. its very disconcerting to shit a bag of kittens.
.
..
...
I have no opinion on this matter.
#36
I dare you to buy an iPod and use iTunes.

Hell, i would even pay you.

Ba da dum tsss.
"Black gives way to more black."




I have UG Black Style and I can barely read my signature.

Also, I like black.


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#38
would you drown a bag off kittens for 1,000,000$
sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
Last edited by MangoStarr at Sep 20, 2009,