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#1
how are women and tampons alike?
both are stuck up cunts.

why don't chickens ware underware?
their peckers are on their face.


got you started...GO!!!
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#5
So I went to the blacksmith yesterday and he asked if I'd ever shooed a horse. I had to tell him no, but I have told a donkey to fuck off.
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#7
Hull City A.F.C

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#8
Inb4 guy walks into bar and says ow/gets concussion/etc
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Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

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I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

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#9
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One was not enough.
Please excuse my godawful username. I was thirteen.
#10
Quote by Kensai
So I went to the blacksmith yesterday and he asked if I'd ever shooed a horse. I had to tell him no, but I have told a donkey to fuck off.






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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#11
Once there was a man, and he was reading a paper with some very interesting piece of text on it, as he progressed trough the pages he finally realized that someone in the world at this EXCACT moment is typing some stupid story about how he is reading the paper.


amidoinitrite?
Quote by Holy Katana
Your last job only paid you $7.00 AUD an hour? That's like $6.05 in the US. What the hell is the minimum wage over there?


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$0 for volunteer work

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#14
Quote by pretanga
what do you call an idiot whos more of an idiot? 'drugfreeboy'
You fail.
#15
Quote by BurningStarlV
Person 1: Do you like fishsticks?

Person 2: Yes, love em!

Person 1: So you like putting fishsdicks in your mouth?

Person 2: Yeah, I guess so.

Person 1: What are you? A gay fish?!
Edited to improve awesome level.
#16
Quote by Kensai
So I went to the blacksmith yesterday and he asked if I'd ever shooed a horse. I had to tell him no, but I have told a donkey to fuck off.





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Quote by Diet_coke_head
I love taking a nice dip of some horse shit, so good.
#17
Why couldn't superman save the Twin Towers?

They weren't wheelchair accessible.
R.I.P Jon Lord, Rory Gallagher and Jimi!
#19
Why did the Apple cross the road?

Cause' 7 ate 9.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#20
"What's the difference in a cow?

All 4 legs are equally long, especially the right one."
Quote by Carmel
You are a redeeming feature for the UG Swedish population.


All-riiight.
Last edited by billybusa at Sep 20, 2009,
#23
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nuthin you already told the bitch twice.

A mexican, a black guy and a jew race off a cliff. Who wins?

Society
AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

Quote by RU Experienced?
It's comical because you are clearly an average to below-average bear.
#24
This fly buzzes upto R Kelly and asks him "Mr. Kelly, can you sing me a song?"

R Kelly thinks for a moment, looks at him and says "I believe I can, fly"

@dbostwick
#25
Quote by Henkdemachtige
Once there was a man, and he was reading a paper with some very interesting piece of text on it, as he progressed trough the pages he finally realized that someone in the world at this EXCACT moment is typing some stupid story about how he is reading the paper.


amidoinitrite?




In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

#26
Quote by drugfreeboy


ware underware?



Go back to third grade.
Chinese Democracy is a great album, people need to get over Slash.

Proud fan of Pop, Rap, Rock, and Metal.
#27
So two muffins are in an oven, and the first one says : "Man, it's pretty damn hot in here isn't it?"
The second one, turns around slowly to look at him, and says: "ARAGAHAGAH!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#28
I liked the first one, but there are already countless threads about jokes. Also: What Ninja posted.
#29
whats white, and should be used before starting a thread?

the searchbar.
Quote by RU Experienced?
See the FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- thread, he's a God amongst men.

^^ about me


Confucius once say: "Women is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time, 1/4 ragtime."

This is my sig, get over it. ಠ_ಠ
#30
A man walks into a bar and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian replies, "**** off, you'll never bring it back."
#31
TS is straight OLOLOL
Quote by Tango616
Watching a fat kid dance around in a white shirt....wow...Al Gore was right...the glaciers really ARE shifting.


Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
It's because Fassa got banned

RIP Dime
#32
Quote by xyz66
whats white, and should be used before starting a thread?

the searchbar.
Thank you.
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
-Chick Corea
#33
so a jew with an raging erection is fired out of a cannon towards a wall, what hits first?


his nose


ba dum bssshh
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Quote by dudetheman
Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

Quote by Kosh H
I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Your sig killed my boner _


DIY SO-CAL PUNK LABEL
#34
A man walked into a bar and said "ow."

Quote by nasstyman
i busted a g-string while fingering a minor...
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My old band teacher once called me a penis wrinkle.
#35
Quote by DempseyPunk
so a jew with an raging erection is fired out of a cannon towards a wall, what hits first?


his nose


ba dum bssshh


...


That's pretty low


Anyway a n*gger and a watermelon walk into a bar ...
Quote by Tango616
Watching a fat kid dance around in a white shirt....wow...Al Gore was right...the glaciers really ARE shifting.


Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
It's because Fassa got banned

RIP Dime
#36
Quote by MetallicGod07
A man walked into a bar and said "ow."


hey there tollface, i said inb4.

ima sue your ass
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Quote by dudetheman
Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

Quote by Kosh H
I just noticed his sig too...I feel uncomfortable now...

Quote by WantsLesPaul
Your sig killed my boner _


DIY SO-CAL PUNK LABEL
#37
A bunny walks in the bakery and asks for one white bread. The baker says he only has brown breads left. the bunny replies:"Oh, that's OK, I'm on my bicycle"...

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thats pretty epic actually.

-Cheap classical guitar
-Cheap western
-Ibanez GRX70 jumpstart package
-Shine bass + Eden Nemesis en8jr 25W
#38
What's blue and F***s old ladies?

Me and my lucky blue overcoat.

Man walks into a bar and talks to a girl, the girl says my names Carmen because I like car and men. THe man says oh really? My names Charlie Beercunt.
#39
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob

Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#40
Quote by shattamakar
Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob

Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn't need cleaning.


Have a nice life with the girls, those jokes make em go crazy like dem hoes doo.
Quote by Holy Katana
Your last job only paid you $7.00 AUD an hour? That's like $6.05 in the US. What the hell is the minimum wage over there?


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$0 for volunteer work

ollollolollol


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