#1
This is a homework for my english. We had to use something called future perfect and future perfect progressive or whatever. The theme was What will you have accomplished in 20 years. Have fun :

In less than 10 years, I’ll have created a religious sect which will worship Jimi Hendrix in a church’s basement. By 2025, my fellow companions and I will have been jamming in our church’s basement for years and we’ll be so awesome that our lead singer will have changed into a priest with a mohawk. When I will get known for having created a sect, I will have started my sports career as a underwater full-contact curling player abusing steroids. By the time the referee shows me a penalty card, I will have turned into my impulsive alter ego, Hulk. This story finish with me in jail, with the referee. When I find where I did put that ‘‘get out of jail free’’ card, I’ll have understood that my true destiny is to be a tap dancer.
Sorryz for me bad engrish.

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#2
Grammaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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#3
Then John was a zombie?
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#4
this is SO going on the fridge.
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#5
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this; TS that was god awful "companions" "understood"
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#7
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this; TS that was god awful "companions" "understood"


Thanks I didnt saw those mistakes.
Sorryz for me bad engrish.

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#8
Lame
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#10
So... yeah that pretty much sucked, do we need to make our own versions? I am not doing your homework.
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#12
In 20 years, god will have been forgotten. The whole world will be in a war between the Allied Atheist Alliance, the United Atheist Alliance, and the Unified Atheist League. Even the children will be fighting. The worst part is that Nintendo Wii's won't be sold anymore.
#14
wut

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#15
As a creative writer, I have an appreciation for avante-garde work, but this is absolute garbage.
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#16
After 20 years...This thread would still fail.
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#17


My algebra 2 homework.

Not incredibly funny, but funnier than your homework.
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#21
sweet
VERY METAL!
\m/
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