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#2
If Kanye took the mic from Taylor, how swift is she really?
Chinese Democracy is a great album, people need to get over Slash.

Proud fan of Pop, Rap, Rock, and Metal.
#3
Quote by maidenfan15
If Kanye took the mic from Taylor, how swift is she really?

*rubs dick chin vigorously in thought*
#4
you're unique. Just like everyone else.
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Oh, hello mister tracer! Lets dance!
Quote by CodySG
And we all poop in the sandwiches!


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#8
Quote by maidenfan15
If Kanye took the mic from Taylor, how swift is she really?




Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#9
Why do people say life is short when it's the longest thing you ever experience?
#10
Quote by maidenfan15
If Kanye took the mic from Taylor, how swift is she really?

i like you
#11
Quote by D&DLover
Woke up dead.

How da hell you wake up dead?
Chinese Democracy is a great album, people need to get over Slash.

Proud fan of Pop, Rap, Rock, and Metal.
#12
I work at a movie theatre, and people often ask for iced tea with no ice.
I feel like they should just be asking for tea.
Who wrote the blood and water chapter anyway? Probably some surly dad, only child, thirty cats.
#14
Quote by StringAssassin
If a vegetarian becomes a zombie what will they eat?


Braaaaaannnnnssss
#15
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
grok it.

SKREAM!

Listen to jazz, it's good for you...
#16
Quote by YesterdaysToday
Just what it says.
Post something that is wierd but makes sense like:
Would a blue Blackberry (phone) be a blueberry?



The earlier Blackberries were blue and called Blueberries.
#18
Quote by kashuul
Why do people say life is short when it's the longest thing you ever experience?

this
#19
"If actions speak louder than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword?"

I forget where I heard that one.
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#21
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Dissonance is Bliss


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#22
If you take off a fly's wings, does it become a walk?
Who wrote the blood and water chapter anyway? Probably some surly dad, only child, thirty cats.
#23
when you ask what's up and someone says the sky, do they not realize that the 'sky' comes
all the way down to the ground?
Quote by silhouettica
Oh, DON'T use a knife. It cuts through your strings. I did that once, thinking, its the Low E, its invincible. Turns out, its not...

Quote by Kensai
Awesome
#27
Why do they call asteroids asteroids and call hemorrhoids hemorrhoids?
Wouldn't it make more sense the other way around?
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#28
Quote by kashuul
Braaaaaannnnnssss





I love you.
Lift not the painted veil which those who live
Call life; though unreal shapes be pictured there,
And it but mimic all we would believe
#30
Polar bears cover their noses when they fish, which means that somehow they are aware that they blend in perfectly with their environment save for their black noses. Are they self-conscious?
#32
Quote by dhutton
if a cowboy gets along little doggie, wouldn't he just call it a dachshund?



I don't know if this fits, but I've never understood "same difference"
#33
Quote by byob_soad2


I don't know if this fits, but I've never understood "same difference"

I want to punch people whenever they say that.

I rage so badly.
#34
It's the exact same thing, only different.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#36
The only thing worse than "same difference" is people who say "I could care less". When somebody says that, I want to beat them.
Chinese Democracy is a great album, people need to get over Slash.

Proud fan of Pop, Rap, Rock, and Metal.
#37
Quote by kashuul
Braaaaaannnnnssss


oh dear god i love you
Quote by dr_chainsaw0
the whole time i was expecting it to end in the fresh prince theme song


Quote by blackflag49
"You're only as fresh as your game", said the Lord - Corinthians 22:12
#38
Quote by maidenfan15
The only thing worse than "same difference" is people who say "I could care less". When somebody says that, I want to beat them.


i could care less
Quote by RU Experienced?
See the FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- thread, he's a God amongst men.

^^ about me


Confucius once say: "Women is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time, 1/4 ragtime."

This is my sig, get over it. ಠ_ಠ
#39
Quote by PhillyHendrix
"If actions speak louder than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword?"

I forget where I heard that one.

because the pen gives the word,
sending swords to war.


on topic..hot water heater.
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