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#3
It happens to me pretty much every day. >_>
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#4
A few times.

Somehow, I look more of a girl when I don't have hair.
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#6
Um no, I have the face of a man....

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#8
I went to see my grandfather(He had alzheimers(spelling?) before he passed away last month.) We had a conversation and when I left, he said "Who was she?". My hair isn't even that long, it's above my shoulders.
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#10
Yes, even though I'm 6'4". Not particularly manfaced, and I do have a sister.
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#12
My hair's not long enough quite yet. And my damn parents made me get it cut. 1 more year before college, and I shall be out from under their thumbs!!!!

On a side note, one of my friends often got mistaken for a boy when she was younger. Apparently she had really short hair and looked pretty dude-ish. She's smokin' hot now.

...Maybe she has a wang. Anyone ever seen the movie Sleepaway Camp?
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#13
Not me, unless you count drunk old men who knew I was a guy and just followed me down the street taking the piss.

It happened to my friend though, he was sitting with his mother in a cafe and the waitress asked "What would you like to order, ladies? "

We laugh about that quite a lot. Well, he doesn't.
#14
Happened to me the other day by an old bloke with his wife in a queue - He was trying to return something I think and wasn't understanding the bloke behind the counter - he saw me queue behind him and said "ok we'll let this young lady here just buy her DVD" (was In Bruges btw ) - I reply with the deepest and gruffest "Thanks"
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#15
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#16
Not since I've kept it short, but before that, I have before.

A bit over your earlobes is a good length, in my opinion. Shoulder length, or anything in my profile, that's NOT my default, doesn't seem like a good idea.
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My hair's not long enough quite yet. And my damn parents made me get it cut. 1 more year before college, and I shall be out from under their thumbs!!!!

On a side note, one of my friends often got mistaken for a boy when she was younger. Apparently she had really short hair and looked pretty dude-ish. She's smokin' hot now.

...Maybe she has a wang. Anyone ever seen the movie Sleepaway Camp?


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#20
My hair is quite short. So no.
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#21
My hair's long, but it's certainly not girl hair. Plus I have a very manly body and face. Also a beard. It's only happened once from behind and I was sitting down.
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#22
Even now that I cut my hair above shoulder length, it still happens.

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#24
I've had long hair for like 4 years and nobody has ever mistaken me for a girl. Probably because of my manly physique.
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#25
I have the shape/shoulder of a man, so no
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#26
Get a haircut you bum.
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#27
once, the greeter at walmart said "have a good day ma'mam!" when i walked past her. she only saw my back...
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#29
It happens to me every now and then at work if im helping an old person, they like keep calling me miss. even though i have a ****ing nametag that says steve.
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#31
used to happen when I was like.. 15, now that i'm 6'4" with a beard and mustache and everything it never happens

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#32
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It happens to me every now and then at work if im helping an old person, they like keep calling me miss. even though i have a ****ing nametag that says steve.




Just be glad you're name isn't Jesse. Everybody misspells my name Jessie even though they know I'm a ****ing guy.
#34
Ah, man. Lots'a people think I'm a chick.

I was in the showers at the YMCA one time and the dude across the room said, "So, why are you in here?"

It didn't help that I'd tucked my weiner between my legs for safe keeping.
#35
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Not me, unless you count drunk old men who knew I was a guy and just followed me down the street taking the piss.

It happened to my friend though, he was sitting with his mother in a cafe and the waitress asked "What would you like to order, ladies? "

We laugh about that quite a lot. Well, he doesn't.

Similar story: I went to some girl store with my girlfriend and the lady asked "Do you girls need any help?" or something like that...




EDIT: Yeah, I also heave a pretty feminine body. I'm really skinny like most girls.
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#36
Happened to me twice, back when I had long hair. Once, I was sitting in my female friends' dorm room, which was a triple. I had my head down and was doing homework, along with the three inhabitants of the room. Some freshmen were touring the building and got to see the room; one of the parents asked, "so is this a quad?"

Then I looked up. He saw my facial hair and got all embarrassed and apologized. Then his daughter hit on me. It was awkward.
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#38
Nope.

Shoulders are too broad and I dont have the structure to be called a chick.

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#39
No, never. Which makes me think you lot either act or look like utter faggots.

#40
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I saw a chick at Tim Horton's once sporting a thick moustache and some epic 'burns, so you never know.
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