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JacobTheMe and I, coryklok, have come together to bring justice to the minority. One time, I was eating Trix breakfast cereal™ and I got really depressed because I started thinking about how they never give the rabbit any. Those heartless bastards just taunt him. Never let him win once.

It symbolizes society and how it never allows the minority (In this case the rabbit) win, no matter how much he wants it and how hard he tries. I think everybody will at one time in their life relate to the phrase "Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids."

UG should help the rabbit by starting a campaign to boycott Trix cereal until the rabbit gets some. Everyone would post videos and make signs saying "Silly kids, Trix are for rabbits" and then we could all send it to General Mills.

Here is the contact sheet:


We must let them know this discrimination will not be tolerated any longer! Go forth and bring change upon the lands, let freedom ring!



EDIT: Here is a facebook group- http://www.facebook.com/groups/create.php?customize&gid=138621932725#/group.php?gid=138621932725

EDIT 2: It has come to my attention that I must address the harmfulness of Trix to the rabbits. These rumors are lies, made by the white-collar conservatives who wish to see us liberals shot. Who are we to decide what the rabbits put in to their bodies?
Last edited by coryklok at Sep 20, 2009,
#6
I haven't ate Trix in about ten years anyway.
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#7
Amen, ever since I was nine and realized how much of jackasses those kids are I've hated the cereal.
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#8
The species discrimination must stop! I am with you. I say we should all sneak into animal stores and give the rabbits the god damn Trix they deserve!
Last edited by IcePh0enix at Sep 20, 2009,
#14
HELLS YES! im in!
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#15
don't forget, the selfish greedy kids wouldn't share their yogurt either
#16
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k koo.

I don't see this lasting, but I may be wrong.

We cannot let injustice prevail! We will march in the streets until these abominations have cleared the airways!
#17
I too have been (Metaphorically) the rabbit. In a situation like this, we must help the trix rabbit get what he deserves. No matter what. NO MATTER WHAT!
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#18
Awesome. You guys see what happens when teenagers are sitting around getting high? Good things come of this, Im in.
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#20
Trix got retarded after they got rid of the shapes.
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#21
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We cannot let injustice prevail! We will march in the streets until these abominations have cleared the airways!



The rabbit is white, you'll have the NAACP on you in no time.
#22
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wow... sounds like the TS is the kind of guy that believes that the jews run the world, and their hit men the Muslims are really just doing the jews evil bidding.

Or he's joking/trolling.

Your call.
#24
Yes! Give that bunny some honey!!
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#25
This has nothing to do with discrimination and everything to do with us trying to leave our mark on the world.


Im in.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


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#26

My best attempt at being funny
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#28
I'm not in. I think all the sugar and **** in the cereal would kill the rabbit, or at least make him very sick. That is why the kids keep it from him, it is bad for him and they love him.
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#29
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#31
I did it.

now they better give him some damn trix
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#32
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I'm not in. I think all the sugar and **** in the cereal would kill the rabbit, or at least make him very sick. That is why the kids keep it from him, it is bad for him and they love him.



He's right. I'm out

Long live the rabbit!
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#33
Here was my email:

THIS IS ****ING RIDICULOUS! What kind of **** are you promoting here? Discrimination against rabbits? What the **** did they do to you!? Did he ever get any of those goddamn Trix!? Seriously, those kids are ****ed up. Can you just make one commercial where he gets Trix. I thought society has gotten past these primitive discriminations, but I guess not.
#35
I really wish they wouldn't have changed the shape of trix.
Circles are just not the same as shapes.
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#36


another attempt at being funny
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for some reason this post makes me suspect theres something horribly wrong with you.

not that thats a bad thing...

...dont kill me.
#38
This is going great so far! These mighty controlling oppressors will topple down when it is stuck by the fist of justice!
#39
I should send them a picture of my rabbit. Their hearts will melt.
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#40
I'm in,

those damned rabbit discriminators!
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