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#1
I just chewed on a cinnamon stick thinking it would taste good


If anyone doesn't know anything about plain cinnamon, it makes you puke easily.


Ok, now tell us your stupid stories.
#3
Well, one time, there was this chick, and I didn't rape her.
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#5
I forgot to use the searchbar this one time.

Man, that was dumb of me.
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#6
i f*cked some nasty squatter chick "the beast" as she is known when i was twacked outta my mind. Neither were good ideas
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#8
when I was 8 i stuck my arm in the hinge of the automatic door at walmart (this was before they opened horizontally) and it wasn't pleasant, but quite amusing for everyone else in the store.
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#9
Entered this thread.

But really:
I was at one of my friend's house when I was about 11. I woke up first in the morning so I went to get Cocoa Puffs. I open the container that they keep it in, pour it in the, add some milk, and get ready to enjoy. I get one spoonful and eagerly went to eat it. I chewed down on a very hard "Cocoa Puff" Turns out, it was dog food.

They keep dog food in the same fucking containers as cereal.
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#11
this girl didnt make me sandwich and i didnt hit her so dumb of me
#12
I was 7 or 8 and I was walking with my family, and wanted to be ahead of my sister, so I crawled inbetween the bike racks and got my head stuck. XD
#13
Ur mum olololololllolol.

Srs: I could name a couple girls I fell in love with...
In diesem Herz hab ich die Macht.

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#14
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on UG right now, big math test tomorrow.


I originally got on the computer for homework. Within a few minutes, I realized I'd much rather be on UG .
#15
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
Entered this thread.

But really:
I was at one of my friend's house when I was about 11. I woke up first in the morning so I went to get Cocoa Puffs. I open the container that they keep it in, pour it in the, add some milk, and get ready to enjoy. I get one spoonful and eagerly went to eat it. I chewed down on a very hard "Cocoa Puff" Turns out, it was dog food.

They keep dog food in the same fucking containers as cereal.

did it make it's own gravy?
#16
Quote by StringAssassin
I picked squirtle instead of charmander.

Bulbasaur is much better than both combined.
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#18
Quote by asfastasdark
Bulbasaur is much better than both combined.

Are you kidding?? Bulbasaur sucked balls
#19
Quote by due 07
I originally got on the computer for homework. Within a few minutes, I realized I'd much rather be on UG .


You pretty much just described what happens every time I go on the computer. Ever.


Quote by StringAssassin
I picked squirtle instead of charmander.


You are now my rival.

Water types FTW.
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#20
Quote by Nevermind1299
did it make it's own gravy?

No.
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#21
Quote by PhillyHendrix
You pretty much just described what happens every time I go on the computer. Ever.


You are now my rival.

Water types FTW.



electrics FTW, and for backup i got scyther! MF!!
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#22
Quote by Ssargentslayer
Are you kidding?? Bulbasaur sucked balls

Either way, Charmander was the worst because he got beat by all kinds of water Pokemon. As opposed to Bulbasaur, who was extremely strong against water Pokemon. And fire Pokemon are so rare that they can't really do much to Bulby anyway.
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#23
EDIT: ^You're forgetting the gazillion trainers who use flying types.

Totodile is the best starter Pokemon. Ever.
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#24
Quote by due 07
I originally got on the computer for homework. Within a few minutes, I realized I'd much rather be on UG .

good idea for a slogan
"UG, not a proper Substitute for work but it will BLOW UR FUKIN' MIND!!!!!!"
#25
I thought all my friends were going to an all-girl school, so I chose that school. After I'd been accepted, I found out they'd all ended up going to a co-ed school.

At that school, I wrote admin a really bitchy letter about my teacher in an attempt to get her fired but it she read it before they saw it. My classes with her have been hell ever since.
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#26
Quote by Kurinchiru
Totodile is the best starter Pokemon. Ever.


I love you.


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I really ought to get my username changed...
#27
Quote by Kurinchiru
EDIT: ^You're forgetting the gazillion trainers who use flying types.

Totodile is the best starter Pokemon. Ever.

Flying Pokemon are pretty generic, and so don't have a weakness, so that flies with me (pun intended). And as for Totodile, we're talking about the original 150 Pokemon.
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#29
Quote by Kurinchiru
EDIT: ^You're forgetting the gazillion trainers who use flying types.

Totodile is the best starter Pokemon. Ever.

He's right.


It was such a bitch to get past the first few gyms with a grass Pokemon.
#30
Letting women walk all over me, wasting all those years lying around on my ass, not taking the initiative when I had it, many things.

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#31
Quote by kannon
good idea for a slogan
"UG, not a proper Substitute for work but it will BLOW UR FUKIN' MIND!!!!!!"


UG blew my mind.
#32
Wrote a song that mentioned a hot chick by name. She's had nothing to do with me since and I figure she probably thinks I'm a stalker.
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#34
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The Fire-type monkey in D/C/P (Chimchar, I think?) is the best starter ever IMO.... but only because in the original games I would start with Charmander the go west of viridian and catch a Mankey. Always. Bricks were shat when I had the option of a fire monkey.
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#35
Quote by asfastasdark
Flying Pokemon are pretty generic, and so don't have a weakness, so that flies with me (pun intended). And as for Totodile, we're talking about the original 150 Pokemon.

According to this Grass would be weak against them. Therefor making it hard to catch new Pokemon and win against generic trainers.
#36
Dumbest thing you have ever done?

Asked the pit for advise.
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#39
one time i put chocolate in a salami sandwich.

biggest mistake ever
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#40
Quote by epiless
came to this thread expecting some lulz and seeing a bunch of virgins talkin bout pokemon

I like pokemon, and I'm not a virgin.
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