#1
Uh don't know if this is allowed or been done already but...COME ON DOWN and discuss how awesome it is to be a man, discuss all the manly stuff you've done in your life. ****ed a horse to death? Then talk about it here!
#2
I am 12 and what is this
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#4
Quote by xMetalGodx
I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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you are the best 09er EVER! i am sending you a friend request as soon as i send this

#7
Circle jerk and unionjake were the first things that "came" to mind when I saw the thread title...
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I was there
#8
I once gave my wife a black eye with my back hair, with a beer in one hand and my knob in the other.
Evolution 101

Get down Moses - part another sea,
Carve another tablet out of L.S.D.
#9
Quote by VANGELIS!
I once gave my wife a black eye with my back hair, with a beer in one hand and my knob in the other.


* lol wut pear*
Quote by xMetalGodx
I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
Quote by abdulalhazred
you are the best 09er EVER! i am sending you a friend request as soon as i send this

#10
Who is this unionjake? I have no idea and its always mentioned
Originally Posted by smb
I'm an arrogant bastard - I thought I was good before I'd plucked a note. I was right, of course.

Quote by MetalBass 77
sonsie knows all
#11
Quote by ilikeguitar90
Circle jerk and unionjake were the first things that "came" to mind when I saw the thread title...

Please don't get me banned with that.
#13
Quote by sonsie
Who is this unionjake? I have no idea and its always mentioned

Look it up in the search bar it's pretty lulzy.
#14
Quote by sonsie
Who is this unionjake? I have no idea and its always mentioned


I'll just leave this here.

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=952675&highlight=prestige+union+jake+porn
Quote by xMetalGodx
I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
Quote by abdulalhazred
you are the best 09er EVER! i am sending you a friend request as soon as i send this

#15
Quote by sonsie
Who is this unionjake? I have no idea and its always mentioned

Someone who had a circle jerk with his friends, then asked if it were acceptable (or something).
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#17
I beat my wife within inches of her life, then drank some beers and went bear hunting whilst listening to Blue Oyster Cult.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#18
Quote by Iamlightofevil
Damn you unionjake somehow you managed to highjack yet another thread of a innocent UG'er


"registered September 21, 2009"

Joined today and you know who Union Jake is?

I smell a Multi.......
RIP Tom Searle.
#19
Quote by Zero-Hartman
I beat my wife within inches of her life, then drank some beers and went bear hunting whilst listening to Blue Oyster Cult.




Yeah, well... well.. Look at my avatar!
a little lost.....
#20
Quote by MH400
"registered September 21, 2009"

Joined today and you know who Union Jake is?

I smell a Multi.......

No one of my old buddies had a UG account and told me about some dude who wanked around while watching the prestige you can check my IP I have no old account on here.
#21
Quote by Davo Ownz


Yeah, well... well.. Look at my avatar!

You telling me what to do bitch? Don't make me beat you again

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#22
Quote by Iamlightofevil
Damn you unionjake somehow you managed to highjack yet another thread of a innocent UG'er


Multi-Troll.

Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#23
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You telling me what to do bitch? Don't make me beat you again




Please.....Dont.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

Last edited by shattamakar at Sep 21, 2009,
#25
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You telling me what to do bitch? Don't make me beat you again


Yes boss

*quivers in fetal position*
a little lost.....
#26
Quote by ilikeguitar90
Circle jerk and unionjake were the first things that "came" to mind when I saw the thread title...


I was thinking the same thing.
ಠ_ಠ
#27
Is anyone actually going to post something that has to do with the thread topic? Or is this just gonna be a fail thread?
#28
Quote by jmonko
Because of this post this thread will fail.
Way to go dumbass you ruined your own thread.

Cool story bro.
#29
Quote by Iamlightofevil
Cool story bro.


Reported for Spam.

Seeing as this thread has now been reported, any posts made after this post will result in a warning.

RIP Tom Searle.
#32
Quote by MH400
Reported for Spam.

Seeing as this thread has now been reported, any posts made after this post will result in a warning.



You reported that one post for spam; not the whole thread.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

Last edited by Jaymz_515 at Sep 21, 2009,
#33
Anyone who says they didnt think instantly of unionjake when reading the thread title is lying.
#34
Quote by Elden G20
Anyone who says they didnt think instantly of unionjake when reading the thread title is lying.


I didn't think of unionjake.