#2
I've played with my penis, so yeah, I have.


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How do you physically download an album? Like run your computer off a dynamo on an exercise bike?
#3
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Tittyfucking christ.



well, if that's your thing I suppose...
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#5
I'm pretty sure that's a Chapman stick.
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#6
Quote by dancesisidance
I've played with my penis, so yeah, I have.


I've played with his penis, so no, I haven't.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#7
I've played with your mother before, that's pretty damn big.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#8
Damn it i forgot this is the pit...
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One time I watched a dog lick his own dick for twenty minutes.

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My genitals dangle limply in disgust and annoyance.
#9
That one was featured in one of my Bass Player magazines; give me a second, I'll find it.
#11
Is there a 12 string counterpart?
Quote by element4433
One time I watched a dog lick his own dick for twenty minutes.

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My genitals dangle limply in disgust and annoyance.
#12
Quote by DirtyMakik
I've played with his penis, so no, I haven't.


Owch, my self esteem


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How do you physically download an album? Like run your computer off a dynamo on an exercise bike?
#13
Quote by CTFOD
I'm pretty sure that's a Chapman stick.


I'd say not. Chapman sticks have very little body and from what I've seen tend to be played upright.

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#16
That is, singlehandly, the ugliest instrument in the world.

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


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#18
lol bass
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#19
lol guitar.
Quote by icaneatcatfood
On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#22
There was a 15 string bass on sevenstring.org not that long ago. But you do play them as generally like a chapman stick.
#23
Quote by MichaelOfCanton


one of the comments:

HOLY COW! That thing is HUGE! Try playing Guitar Hero on a controller that big... XD
Wow.


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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#24
that bass goes to eleven.
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
#25
Quote by dancesisidance
Well that sounded like a big bag of suck


Yup

ಠ_ಠ

wat

#26
Quote by dancesisidance
I've played with my penis, so yeah, I have.

I wanted to make this joke
now I cant
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