#2
How many threads have you made in the past 24 hours, love?
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#3
I don't know, too many to count.
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#7
lol.......


........semen.
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#8
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You make many threads bro.


more threads than me and CoreysMonster

and yeah, semen at a crime scene, happens all the time dude
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#9
It reminds me of a video I saw where some guys went into a hotel with a UV light and there was semen EVERYWHERE.
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#10
Superbad anyone?
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#11
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more threads than me and CoreysMonster

and yeah, semen at a crime scene, happens all the time dude


Back when I just got started on the force, I assumed that there was semen on everything, and that there was a big semen archive with every criminal's semen in it.

Yes, sir. Everyone knows that criminals always jizz on their victims when they leave a crime scene. For instance, a man robs a bank:

"GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY! PUT IT IN THE BAG!" *turns to leave*
"Oh wait... I almost forgot." *Jizzes on bank teller's face*
#12
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Back when I just got started on the force, I assumed that there was semen on everything, and that there was a big semen archive with every criminal's semen in it.

Yes, sir. Everyone knows that criminals always jizz on their victims when they leave a crime scene. For instance, a man robs a bank:

"GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY! PUT IT IN THE BAG!" *turns to leave*
"Oh wait... I almost forgot." *Jizzes on bank teller's face*

I do that whenever I'm in the bank
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