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What started of as a normal day for me has developed probably into the turning point in my life,


i went to my flatmates door to ask to borrow something so knocked on the door, i knew he was in as i could hear music and had spoken to him 10 minutes earlier. he didnt reply to my knock so i just walked in like i normally would, thats when i saw it,


i walked into the room and saw my flatmate, totally naked, grunting like a bull, masturbating, engrossed with his own reflection in the mirror


when i say engrossed, i mean staring so deeply he didnt even notice me entering the room,


i know fine well theres gonna be no sleep for me tonight, im scared of the raging bull and his appendage


anyone else with a similar experience, if there is can you please give me tips on how to get over it, perhaps a psychiatric hotline number
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#8
No one has had a similar experience. I hate it when people have these crazy situations happen to them, asking if anyone has similar experiences.
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i cant get the image out of my head


haha sorry but that sucks for you
#12
You should ask him if he wants to watch The Prestige :P
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#13
Get a gypsy woman to hypnotise you and make you think it was a female flatmate you walked in on. Then come back after a few happy minutes and read this post.
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#14
Does that make you gay now? I think it does.

EDIT: By the sounds of it, he is probably from the pit and will read this.
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#16
Creepy thing is his door was unlocked. Almost as if he wanted you to come in.
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#17
Dont enter someone's room if he/she didnt reply to your knock. Well, it's too late for that. Start drinking whiskey or something and when your enough drunk, go to his room and yell: "You sick bastard!" and leave the room. This usually helps me dealing with my dad.
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#19
You should've socked him one right in the bellend. With your mouth.
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#22
that, was funny.

let's hope he reads this haha
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#23
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA man that must suck the only thing close is i walked in on my two best friends a few years back we were at a mission trip for church and i come back to my room and isaiah a really skinny tall mized kid is laying down and adam a really big guy 6"4 300lbs is giving him a lap dance and isaiahs yelling out booty booty booty rock it everywhere as for adam was butt naked i was scarred for life
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#24
Maybe he was trying a Derren Brown trick, you know the one where if you masturbate long enough someone will join you?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA man that must suck the only thing close is i walked in on my two best friends a few years back we were at a mission trip for church and i come back to my room and isaiah a really skinny tall mized kid is laying down and adam a really big guy 6"4 300lbs is giving him a lap dance and isaiahs yelling out booty booty booty rock it everywhere as for adam was butt naked i was scarred for life

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#26
What kind of narcissist beats off to himself?
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#28
Should have snapped a picture of him, and sent it to his mom.
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finally someone brought this up


personally i think he should be jailed for murder, of my mind
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#30
You should of joined in just to see his reaction
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#31
I'm not going to dignify your friend with a response to this thread
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#32
If you could see him in the mirror from the door then, with the angle of the mirror, he could see you. Therefore, we are forced to conclude, your room mate did fap over you.
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#33
Only time I walked in on a friend jerkin his gerkin was when me and a few friends blazed up and went over to some chicks house to go swimming in their pool with her friends, and our friend Frank (mildly slow) decides to go back to Colby's house, we assumed he went to get something and comeback. After twenty minutes of where the **** is Frank, Colby and I got back to his house and find Frank chubbin it to some porn on the living room comp.
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Did you just walk out or what? Did he notice? Did he ask for help?



it was cartoon-esque, i swear my legs were spinning in the air before i ran out of the room


he didnt notice no, but im terrified of making eye contact or falling asleep, just incase he strikes
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#36
He'll probably strike. Just saying.
Anyways, alcohol is the only thing I can think of my friend.
#37
Did he stare at you for a while and say "Good afternoon"?

Oh also, was he in a wheelchair?
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Did he stare at you for a while and say "Good afternoon"?

Oh also, was he in a wheelchair?



in response to the first question no as he did not see me,


to the second


he was about 2-3 feet away from the mirror, one hand leaning against it and he was bent over in a sort of rear penetration pose, so no wheelchair
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