#1
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Similar to the other thread, but more kvlt and not gay.

I'll go first:

I'm so kvlt, I eat virgin maidens for breakfast and throw them up on a poser.

Your turn.
Last edited by Kurinchiru at Sep 21, 2009,
#2
I'm so kvlt I don't play games.


This thread is retarded ;D
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#3
I'm so kvlt, I call this thread pointless
I’m not the man I used to be, I... I can’t go back to Arkham.

I... I should return to Arkham.


Among the churchyard’s mouldering stones I recognise a name – my own.
I have come home to Arkham.

#4
I'm so kvlt that i bite the frost.


(what the hell's the point of this thread?)
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I don't do things small


Except children.
#7
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how is this not gay?

/thread
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#9
I'm not kvlt at all.
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Metal is a sub-genre of metalcore since metalcore is more popular therefore better.
#10
I'm so kvlt that I don't know what kvlt is
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UGH!
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#12
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Whats kvlt? (Seriously)


This guy's most kvlt.
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You're losing interest because you're simply not gay enough. Which leads me to believe you aren't cut out for metal.
#13
i r kvlt kat lol
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#14
today, i with a mexican baby with a rake.
that isnt kvlt.
it isnt gay like this thread either.
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#15
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This guy's most kvlt.

Definitely


Ignorance is kvlt.

Which is short for gr1m fr0stb1tten bliss.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#17
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I'M THE GR1M REAPER MOTHERFVCKERS

Fixed
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#18
I'm so kvlt I listen to Trivium.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too
#19
Who's Triuium?
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#20
Exactly.

Nobody in the real world actually has a hard copy of Ascendancy, it's far too brutal to even escape its parallel universe.
Quote by DrewsGotTheLife
yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too