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#1
So you're dying and you have the will to speak out one more sentence to your loved ones before you kick teh bucket.

What would it be?

Mine may be "Bite me" or 'lol whut '




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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

Last edited by shattamakar at Sep 21, 2009,
#2
"Bite shattamakar"
'Always outnumbed, never outgunned'
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Blackstar HT Stage 100
ASshdown 4x12
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#4
"son, promise me you will use the searchbar"
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Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#5
I'm so Indie that i....wait wrong thread nvm.
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Your last job only paid you $7.00 AUD an hour? That's like $6.05 in the US. What the hell is the minimum wage over there?


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$0 for volunteer work

ollollolollol


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#6
'Say I said something'


Someone actually said that i think
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Whats wrong with asking a girl what kind of cheese she likes?

LOUD NOISES
#7
Quote by Toast1337
"son, promise me you will use the searchbar"



I knew that was coming..So I DID use it.

Muah!
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#9
I would hope I'm able to say some random words that might have some connection and they spend their days trying to work it out
#10
I am your father

or

Please don't let them do this to me, I didn't mean to kill those 30 people, It was an accide...ARGH!
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In hell they make you play Mario Kart for all eternity. Every race you almost win, but then get triple blue shelled 5 feet from the finish line and get forced to watch everyone pass you.



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#11
i'll be in hell before you start breakfast!

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#13
Who's the world gonna revolve around now?
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#14
Quote by EMGs_rule
i'll be in hell before you start breakfast!


Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#15
Respawn in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Gear
Guitars
PRS CE22
Epiphone Les Paul Custom
B.C.Rich Warlock Bronze series (raffle prize)
Pedals
Crybaby from Hell
Blackstar HT-Dual
Line 6 DL-4

Amp
Cornford Roadhouse 30
#16
"Hey guys watch this!"
The lake was silent for some time. Finally it said:
"I weep for Narcissus, but I never noticed that Narcissus was beautiful. I weep because, each time he knelt beside my banks, I could see, in the depths of his eyes, my own beauty reflected."
#17
"please use the dragonballs to get me back"
Quote by frankv
Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#19
There's a million Euro buried in...


Then die.
Quote by coryklok
My god.

Your username... it's amazing.



Yup.
Last edited by fumb-duck at Sep 24, 2009,
#26
My dad knew someone whose final words were, "You know what I don't understand? Chinese letters..."
#27
*to nurse* "hey hot stuff, let me feel your tits"

just cos you're about to die.
#29
a toute le monde.
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Yamaha RG guitar w/ Floyd Rose
Rogue Acoustic

BlackHeart BH5 Tube Amp


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#31
"I told you I was ill!"
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#32
tell my family and wife...you kno...the love...

also a little prayer.

edit: k everyone is being funny, so i wanna change mine to:

"i've rigged a bomb to explode in your head when my heart stops beating."
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yeah im not at gc dude, i dont live there.


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Last edited by Wesseem at Sep 21, 2009,
#33
"Why are you all staring at me?"
What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
#38
"The body is in the park near my apartment."

Cops will be super duper pissed when they find out the body is actually hidden in another area