#2
Ok, gimme your adress and I'll do it.
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#6
Stuffed.
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#7
I want to be cremated, and then have my (as yet unborn) firstborn son snort my ashes off the buttocks of an 18-year old porn starlet with fake tits and a pierced labia.
#8
I'd rather have my cadaver used for dissections by medical students. No point wasting a body by burning it and using a failry large amount of fuel or burying and letting it rot.
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#9
Is creamated when someone finishes you off when you die? Cos I want that
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#12
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I'd rather have my cadaver used for dissections by medical students. No point wasting a body by burning it and using a failry large amount of fuel or burying and letting it rot.

+1
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#13
Quote by sinan90
I'd rather have my cadaver used for dissections by medical students. No point wasting a body by burning it and using a failry large amount of fuel or burying and letting it rot.

Well, there is something to be said for that. Medical schools throughout the UK are suffering a shortage of cadavers, and have been for years.
No wonder FY1's are such useless buggers.
#16
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Is creamated when someone finishes you off when you die? Cos I want that


For every spelling mistake theres always a smartass ready to pounce on it.

Anyway, i would like to be cremated, then blown out of a tuba.
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#18
I'm going to die from drinking too much of an extremely unstable explosive liquid, so if anyone tries to move my body I'll explode.
#20
buried.

then you can use that fire instead to roast a good lamb
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#23
I want to be the first batch of Soylent Green.
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#24
I want to be cremated, then have my ashes mixed into a lacquer guitar finish.
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#25
I want to be creamated then have my ashes used to charcoal filter Jack Daniels.
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#26
I want to be liquefied and then injected into the veins of Keith Richards.
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#28
Frozen.

Imma gonna see the future!
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#29
all organs given to science and then cremated and thrown in the wind as someone else said. ( or my son could snort my ashes, I'm cool with that )
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#30
I wanna be buried in a spring loaded coffin so i can scare the **** out of future archeologists.
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